Three Dollar T-Bone

A half sandwich is still a sandwich.

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@CasperTheBoss23 @GovTimWalz All named Mohammed.

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On the Fourth of July, we used to go out outside and watch fireworks. Now we just sit on the couch and watch the fireworks on our laptops.

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@GovTimWalz It’s called investigating fraud, idiot.

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@PLund319012 @keithellison @OmarFatehMN Because they asked too many tough questions.

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@SenTinaSmith Why don’t you post the short list of how much stuff you accomplished as a senator. You probably won’t do it because it is a short list.

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@peggyflanagan Should’ve skip the free lunches and asked for a nose job.

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@GovTimWalz Not even running for reelection and he’s still pandering.

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@RepAngieCraig Angie, I can’t stop laughing.

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@amyklobuchar Let us know how you’re planning to do that

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@PappenheimWx @CheyCab Years ago around 1980 I was driving through Montana about 10 o’clock at night and got pulled over for doing 65 and a 55. The trooper gave me a ticket for wasting a natural resource and all I had to do is give him five dollars cash and I was on my way.

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I’ve been spending some extra time on the toilet today. If you eat lunch at Taco Bell, don’t order the Number 2.

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@GovTimWalz Timmy is lucky she never turned the page. I’m sure she’s thought about it.

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@atensnut They all started bouncing yesterday and now they can’t stop.

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@MN_Sense @GovTimWalz But he certainly will hold an event to take credit for it.

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@MichaelH_MN @KandiRepublican Mount Nomore.

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@StephensZack21 @CheyCab I don't why they never charged her with perjury. If she got convicted of that, she wouldn't even be a cop right now.

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@LydiaMoynihan Looks like Rosie's frown was turned upside down

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@ImMeme0 I think many people would like to see that smile get slapped off his face.