Bitchy Server Tech

Linux, whatevs. Why are there ants up in here? Dammit.
#YOLOSEC

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

The only reason why Alabama, where a lot of citizens live in deep, abject poverty, votes Republican is virulent racism, misogyny, and things ain't Jesus like they used to be

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

Kindness and understanding

[Sylvia Plath Bot @SylviaPlathBot]

Kindness glides about my house.

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

@Gabino_Iglesias English major in Alabama here thanking you for not neglecting the gringo readers and naturally working in translations and explanations into the dialogue of House of Bone and Rain. I lived in Dallas and Austin for a few years so already knew the Bimbo bear from the Fiesta.

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

So apparently the act of sending loved ones little videos and cute pictures and funny things throughout the day is called “Pebbling” because there’s a species of penguin that likes to leave pebbles in their partners’ nests to show they care, and this is my happy thing for today

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

@RTodKelly A while back when he had that rally in a cow pasture in Cullman, we here in Alabama said, "of course he did" because Cullman is just about the most racist place in Alabama.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

What’s a hotdish you ask? Here’s an award-winning recipe of mine to get you started:

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

@cmclymer Diet Mountain Dew was a fad in the early 90's when I was in High School in Alabama. For younger palates unable to take black coffee. Diet Dew had the most caffeine for no sugar or calories.

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

I will always love Joe for being so patient and helping kids who stutter.
There's not enough space here to say how kind he is.

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

My stutter came back hard today but I got thru it.
This video makes me cry every time I view it.
https://t.co/mPnAuVOFUn

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

If you are a Starchild, make sure your voter registration is current if you are a Citizen of the Universe and also a US Citizen.

[Adam Tebrugge @adamtebrugge]

Knowing that our Vice President is as big a P-Funk fan as I am is comforting. #NCPOL

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

Steve Bannon looks like he just woke up in a homeless encampment in the woods and brushed his teeth with gin. And then rummaged up breakfast in an Arby's dumpster.

Prison would be a lifestyle improvement.

#bannon

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

Sometimes I have dreams that I'm doing Support tickets but it's on paper and via fax.

Yes, I'm Gen-X.

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

@monicabyrne13 After reading "The Actual Star" I had to ruminate on it for a while. You provided enough that everything mostly made sense if the reader takes some time afterwards to steep and think about it.

And that's what I really liked about it, you didn't "spoon feed" an easy narrative.

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

Joe Biden is a good, kind man and an effective President. It's gonna be a very long, difficult campaign time till November. Remember we're fighting the good fight to keep our democracy.

Even if you're in Alabama, your vote still adds up in the popular. Everyone's vote counts.

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

My stutter came back hard today but I got thru it.
This video makes me cry every time I view it.
https://t.co/mPnAuVOFUn

[•spooki•girl•cassiopeia•™ @sadgirlcassi]

blair mitch project

[Shreya @Shreya_eti]

Shout out to this can of beans he was my dinner my protein source my only friend tonight and now my ashtray

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

AL: Frozen embryos are people
Fertility clinics: We gotta nope out on that
Republican Karens: But I spent $40K and so much pain and time
AL: Can we make an exception for rich white ladies?
Fertility clinics: lol no, ain't gonna risk prison for your Braidynnleigh

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

My mother: email your brother for his birthday
Me: Already sent T="Happy Birthday" at 05:48:57 -0600 here are the email headers

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

"My website is broken."
I can fix it.
"My email is broken."
I can fix it.
My heart is broken.
I can't fix it.

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

I love helping women set up their new server, especially if they're really new to webhosting. It's almost like a turndown service. Making the bed all cozy, fluffing the pillows, and leaving a chocolate SSL cert on the pillow.

[Bitchy Server Tech @ipchainz]

I miss talking out loud to other people. Maybe I should do a podcast of crazy shit.