Ipecac

Lawnmowers terrify me beyond measure

[Mercy on Merseyside @momurewa]

Once you come this life and your birth coordinates dey below the equator like this, first pick 2.

No be you sha, Na God know wetin e use am do.

[𝓲𝓷(𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂)👾 @notthatcrazyfr]

I have a resentment problem, it's so easy for me to develop resentment for someone 😭

[Opemidimeji Osatoyinbo @opemidimeji_xo]

that kind thing 😮‍💨

[Jordan Belonwu @JordanBelonwu]

I like as everybody dey always claim say them Dey hardworking, until them see wetin really be hardwork.

[Jojo💚 @jojoxcvii]

When Zlatan sang overthinking no fit solve problem, he was talking about Claude.

[jeen__yuhs @brandon_ozm]

Wherever I'm in the next 2-3 years, I pray I'm genuinely happy. successful and living a life that once felt impossible.

[Olúwatósìn Orababa @Horabz]

Happy to share our most recent preprint providing insights into the mechanism of action of tetrasodium EDTA against a clinically important bacterial pathogen, Pseudomonas aeruginosa.

https://t.co/uzWHOYy5jF

Curiosity = Science

I had fun making the figure on powerpoint

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Eu achava que os vulcões e lavas iriam ser um problema cotidiano na minha vida quando eu era criança

[gusz. 🧛🏻 @fuckgusz]

não vejo a hora de bater meu ponto sexta feira e ir pra casa descansar ( hoje é segunda feira )

[Simon Ritter @speakjava]

I'm rapidly discovering that the only way to use artificial intelligence effectively is if you have real intelligence...

[Adeolu needs to catch a break. @_deoluwaa]

Any small thing, Monday.

[Big Deacon ⛪️ @Bams_Jnr]

Having to beg God so Nepa can bring light isn’t how an adult should live their life in 2026.

[𝐵𝒾𝑔 𝒱𝑒𝑒 ✰ @_Vennie]

Guns are genuinely so scary. That guy that shoots a bullet through objects made me realize this.

[vaishnavi @vayshnuhvee]

as long as the dice is rolling, your six will come.

[tree @treeonchain]

an idiot in motion will go further than a genius at rest

[SamX - Dr. Avwerosuo (PharmD) @Sammye_X]

One scary fact about this result is that, you might be very compliant with your antibiotics and get infected with the resistant strain, from a non complaint person.

This is why you should never stop educating people, why they need to adhere to their antibiotics treatment plan.

[t @susustroberrl]

finding out the creator of Claude is an english literature graduate is like a stab in the chest for me.

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[M🤍 @mipoola_]

Being an anti-vaxxer as a Nigerian living in Nigeria is a different level of fooling