Brandon

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@SacFirePIO Any news on who was injured on power line rd and bayou way on November 3? Me and some coworkers at Amazon SMF1 are worried it was a coworker and were wondering if we could help him.

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

#TeenMomOG What Dakota fails to realize is yes you had a traumatic experience over your team, but you have a team at home as well that’s still there and if you can’t deal with yourself, why did you try to involve someone else? #growup I’m sorry #Bristol but you deserve better.

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@gethuel Why does your products ship faster with @amazon than buying directly from you?

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@MarisaKabas @JeffBezos We just got a .05 raise. But they explained it as a COL raise. Everything else, no change.

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@JackBox I’m guessing everyone in guest relations is on vacation because I’m still waiting on a response from THREE WEEKS AGO

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@tacobell Do you see extra fries? I don’t.

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@TacoBellTeam SERIOUSLY?! I waited in the drive thru line for 35 MINS FOR THIS?! All I ordered was a nacho fries box and this sad Crunchwrap. Went into to talk to a manager or at least a regional. ALL EMPLOYEES DID NOT EVEN ASK IF THEY COULD HELP ME!

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@facebook I’m confused. Your new commercial says “#TheNewFacebook won’t be like this” but this is being seen because it’s popular on Facebook. #clickbait

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@Labonair_Queen @OriginalsDaily1 @1PhoebeJTonkin But she’s not in legacies but Klaus is

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@JeffBezos What is the best way to contact you? I love my job, but something needs to change and I’ve recently been victimized by a Senior Ops manager in my building.

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@JeffBezos Hello Jeff, I had read an article that said “Amazon would not tolerate the “shockingly callous management practices” described in the article. He urged any employees who knew of “stories like those reported” to contact him directly.” That is currently happening at SMF1

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@HOLLAIsis Oh you poor breeder. Those guys aren’t interested in eating your ass. You don’t have the right parts to ride those rides.

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@facebook OMFG why can’t I sign in the fucking app?! Keeps saying try again later and it’s been 2 hours!! When is later?!

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@ImLawrenceChrls @OurModrnReality @ToysRUs @BabiesRUs Carter’s ain’t. Burt’s Bees ain’t.

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@chelseahandler *In my most dry bad acting voice* You’ve angered a lesbian at @outmagazine I didn’t find your joke offensive in the slightest.

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@sac_waterboy @FisherCenter Damn it I have to work.

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@Spotify Just did your in app survey. One question I have is what coffee would be free? That would help when asking for prices. Because I answered like you got the $3 fresh brewed.

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@gethuel Any plans to sell something already mixed? Yes I’m that lazy and @soylent tastes like shit.

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@SlimSoTall 🤦🏾‍♂️ You’re mixed huh

[Brandon @iphilargyrist]

@Forever21 I have a question. I’m looking for the independent brand Black Keys™ but every time I search for it, it shows a band. Can you help me find them?