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manliest girl in the room

[m @iphonef4iry]

sorry i was a better concept than an actual person. Didn't mean to ruin ur fantasy

[m @iphonef4iry]

if ur about to text someone & feel like u have to start it with "i'm probably the last person you want to hear from.." Leave that person the fuck alone Please

[m @iphonef4iry]

bored as hell and this is when everyone decides to stop texting me back

[laur 🛸 @bridgehers]

i’m a sad shell of a woman and i’ve got maggots for brains

[aitana🌶️ @ibukizy]

vacaciones. me llevo lo esencial

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

My low commitment avoidant attachment situationship just microcheated😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[m @iphonef4iry]

playing the how awkward can i make things before they get annoyed game Apparently

[gianna @fontainesluvr]

why do i attract evil entities

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

i think i'd get kicked off love island for trying to make the guys kiss too many times

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im just someone’s weird sister

[ron zertnert @siguntyr]

white people be like my parents got me into nine inch nails

[ྐ❤︎ @TrapYogurtt]

am i too woke or everything and everyone is misogynistic

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

playing hard to want

[mom @callmemeowsky]

I think men like going down on you because they do it in sniper position and probably pretend they are in war or something

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

I want something I can never have

[yami ೀ @yamicatluvr]

but you know i’d stand on the corner
embarrassed with a picket sign if it meant i would see you when i die

[cee @1ovesickkk]

(zero drinks in) do you think the shame and guilt will ever go away

[⚔️ @phocbes]

the fear of phoebe playing a show in my state but it being too far away and it sells out before i get there oh it’s over

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

a guy ripped off my socks before we had sex and i had to stop him and tell him I needed those

[🐻‍❄️ @despusssy]

bitch and cunt are not words for men to be using