Maronga💨

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Dad: Look at Yamal carrying his country at 18.

Me: Look at Cape Verde's goalkeeper carrying his country at 40

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Worst case scenario I’ll make it. Best case scenario I’ll make it big.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Tomorrow we are supporting Mexico 🇲🇽 so that South Africa 🇿🇦 can go back home early to protect their jobs.

[nana aba @thenanaaba]

Dear Mexico….

As discussed.

Signed,
53 African counties

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i start a new show but it couldn't impress me in first 5 mins

[Mojo @ThereallMojo]

walked past a group of lengerz and they didn't laugh this time

[Eric Boateng 🇬🇭🇩🇪 @ericboatenggh]

Mexico vs South Africa:

If we support south Africa they'll say we are taking their jobs.

[meow @swirli_e]

i don’t even be fucking around and i still find out

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

take it personal. at this age, people are 100% aware.

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

When I remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Female humor is just copying male humor and making it as unfunny as possible

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

I always thought Sony WH 1000 XM5 had the best noise cancelation- until PSG changed my mind.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Gyokeres is the Cristiano Ronaldo of Liam Delaps

[🇵🇹 🇯🇵 🇪🇨 🇸🇳 @nn2rd]

That 1 loss

[Rex @RexCity01]

😭😭😭

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Arsenal are the first team to go unbeaten in the champions league and still not win it

[Twilight @the_marcoliboy]

Eiiii😳, who allowed him to touch his salary

[C H R I S @chrisneith63841]

Joao Pedro coming to America late again