Samantha Pereira

Perennially fresh off the boat

[Samantha Pereira @ipixelcount]

@Disney, story?

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home.

They traveled around 17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners..🐶🐾🥺❤️

[Samantha Pereira @ipixelcount]

@i6rBa5 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Samantha Pereira @ipixelcount]

@OwlieBird But I liked the minimalistic before too!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

What pigs do when we are not slaughtering them for food…

Future spectator sport -- the Pig Olympics. https://t.co/lSCMQ7MMvI

[Samantha Pereira @ipixelcount]

Best meme yet.

[Broderick Hunter @BroderickHunter]

Why is ending racism a debate?

[Samantha Pereira @ipixelcount]

Hey @PostNL, I’m tracking a package and it’s been ready to ship for the last 5 days. When can I expect to receive it?

[Virgin Mobile UAE @VirginMobileUAE]

Here’s to all the nurses, midwives, paramedics, doctors & other health workers😷who are out there risking their lives to save others. Words can’t describe the respect we have for you, but we tried anyway. #WorldHealthDay ♥️

[Samantha Pereira @ipixelcount]

Just a mix of everything

[Virgin Mobile UAE @VirginMobileUAE]

Who says we shouldn't have fun during this lockdown we've find ourselves in? The #VirginMobileUAE team has put together a playlist we think will help you stretch your legs & get your groove on: https://t.co/RnqQbuhO6M

[Samantha Pereira @ipixelcount]

Does anyone tweet anymore? Just checking

[Samantha Pereira @ipixelcount]

Hey @Etisalat_Care when are you guys planning on resolving my complaint? It’s been more than a week and no one can explain how 999 text messages were sent from my phone in a span of 15 minutes to an unknown number. #etisalatbreakingworldrecordsandIhavetopayforit

[Samantha Pereira @ipixelcount]

@Etisalat_Care It’s been more than a week and no one’s come back to me on how 999 text messages can be sent to a number I don’t know anything about. When are you guys going to improve your systems?

[Samantha Pereira @ipixelcount]

Colleague: Are you wearing the right bra?
Me: Yes, I am!
Colleague: I'm actually proofreading this email title sent out, but ok...

[Samantha Pereira @ipixelcount]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 798! #WordBrain #words

[Overheard in the Newsroom @OHnewsroom]

Editor: "I used to like people. I used to be happy. Then I became Editor in Chief. And now I just hate people."

Happy Thanksgiving!

[Variety @Variety]

A new special on #MakingAMurderer's Steven Avery will premiere this Saturday https://t.co/DL7d9WEWic

[Samantha Pereira @ipixelcount]

Just as Twitter says, what's happening to the Address Hotel? Hope everyone's safe #Dubai #dubaifire

[Samantha Pereira @ipixelcount]

Starting the morning learning about Google with #astrolabs https://t.co/dCnAOqEzUm

[Samantha Pereira @ipixelcount]

The earth has changed colours since we've been waiting for a cab. Where are the cabs? Cab conference? #shitamusays

[Samantha Pereira @ipixelcount]

If portion control is the key to successive weight loss then a Macdonalds Happy Meal it is.