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[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

I’m actually more intelligent than Peter Obi.

[Ayekooto @DeeOneAyekooto]

I agree with everything you said but I disagree with your conclusion. Senate is not for eddyots

[S.A ᴹᵃᵏʰᵃᶜʰᵏᵃˡᵃ @sa_invincible]

Interviewer: What is your name?

Interviewee: My name is Anyanwu Chibueze Paul

Interviewer: Where are you from?

Interviewee: Lagos

Interviewer: I mean where do you originate from?

Interviewee: Lagos

Interviewer (confused): Where is your father from?

Interviewee: Anambra State sir

Interviewer: Then, you are from Anambra, not Lagos

Interviewee (acting surprised): I was born and bred in Lagos

Interviewer: Ok. Have you ever been to Anambra State?

Interviewee: NO sir

Interviewer: Ok. Let me see your credentials?

Interviewee (Opens file): Hands it out

Interviewer: Which Local Government are you from?

Interviewee: Kosofe LG sir

Interviewer (starting to get upset): Do you have a Birthday Certificate from Lagos state?

Interviewee (scratches head) : NO sir

Interviewer: OUT OF MY OFFICE

[Woye @woye1]

Clarification: Nigeria’s $60 billion High-Speed Rail Plan:

2: August 2025, De-Sadel Nigeria Limited officially presented their proposal and a $60 billion proof of funds document for the high-speed rail and gas projects to the @SGFAkume

3: Partner: China’s Liancai Petroleum Investment Holdings backed by China’s govt.

4: FG constituted a technical committee to evaluate their proposal.

5: Status:

-(a): The project is Public-Private Partnership. It means the contractor will bear the cost and risks.

-(b): the proponent De-Sadel was issued an OBC certificate from @icrcng which has since expired.

-(c): Federal Govt has issued them conditionalities before @icrcng will extend the approval for OBC.

6: We are waiting for the consortium to do the needful to proceed to the next phase of the project.

7: Again, FG not Tinubu is not contributing one naira. You too can enjoy PPP by investing in Nigeria @Olumupa @olusesan__tolu @tbello007 @ennyola0015 @OryHarde @de_generalnoni @daddyiel @ayofarm @Nazarene1037479 @adesinapelumi_ @KBeyioku @ellistwit @jeanclaude_26 @muchthunda @sulemanmolon1 @dejairootobard @DejiRamsey @dejairo655 @akech_andrew @Palermo_seun @PBATMediaCentre @tobbiematthew @Tonybrainy @OluOlofin1

[UPDATEBOYZ  @Updateboyx]

2013 Dr. Obafemi Hamzat speech during the commissioning of Lekki ikoyi link bridge as commissioner of works and infrastructure under Gov Fashola.

[Osas @osazenoo]

Obi of Onitsha celebrated his 85th birthday in Lagos and not in Anambra.

[Hon. Ọmọtọ́ńsọrẹ̀ @oMoTonsore]

Wait, is it that they don’t want Nigeria’s economy to be better!

[Dr Usman Isyaku @DrUsmanIsyaku]

Peter wasn't a professional banker. He only had money to invest in the bank shares and raise market capitalisation. Anybody with money or network of people with money can become an overnight board chairman of a bank. A philosophy degree holder calling himself a banker is absurd. Stop that claim.

[Senior Pastor Okezie James Atañi @Onsogbu]

Interviewer: What is your name?

Interviewee: My name is Anyanwu Chibueze Paul

Interviewer: Where are you from?

Interviewee: Lagos

Interviewer: I mean where do you originate from?

Interviewee: Lagos

Interviewer (confused): Where is your father from?

Interviewee: Anambra State sir

Interviewer: Then, you are from Anambra, not Lagos

Interviewee (acting surprised): I was born and bred in Lagos

Interviewer: Ok. Have you ever been to Anambra State?

Interviewee: NO sir

Interviewer: Ok. Let me see your credentials?

Interviewee (Opens file): Hands it out

Interviewer: Which Local Government are you from?

Interviewee: Kosofe LG sir

Interviewer (starting to get upset): Do you have a Birthday Certificate from Lagos state?

Interviewee (scratches head) : NO sir

Interviewer: OUT OF MY OFFICE

E no reach to vex @sa_invincible?

[𝗔𝗱𝗲́𝘀𝗶́𝗻𝗮̀ 🇳🇬 @OryHarde]

It is only the insincere Obidients who are investors that would tell you otherwise about the economy of Nigeria. Many of them are witnessing their highest ROI during this administration but you know what? They just need to tell you Nigeria is bleeding because their preferred candidate did not win the election 🫩

[Dr Dípò Awójídé @OgbeniDipo]

I hear you Osi, things are still tough, no doubt. But let’s be honest here, inflation pain didn’t start yesterday, and reversing years of damage won’t happen overnight. The reforms were necessary to stop total economic collapse. What we should not do is pretend nothing is improving just because the progress hasn’t fully reached the market yet. Targeted relief is the next step, and government must move faster!

[Hon. Ọmọtọ́ńsọrẹ̀ @oMoTonsore]

Obidients have threatened to k!ll INEC officials and burn down INEC offices. @inecnigeria @OfficialDSSNG @TunjiDisu1 please take note

[Dr. Yoruba . @wlcback14]

Dear Yoruba people.

Our refugees from the south-east will be having their hangout in Lagos this weekend, since their homeland become inhabited in 2023, it is understandable why they have to move their hangout to Yorubaland.

There is no cause for alarm, it’s just a gathering of migrants and displaced people, which happens everywhere in developed world.

However, please let us all remain vigilant and on the lookout, we all know the gathering of 2 or more ibos might yield some crime. Ndlea and the police should keep an eyes on the gathering.

Thanks.

[Aare kurunmi kakanfo @AKakanfo]

Better to be feared than to be loved.
To be loved in Nigeria either means you are a conquered person or a dead person.
In Geopolitics, when you are a seen as a Villain, you have power and relevance. But when you are seen as kind, it shows weakness and timidity.

This is why Igbos won’t dare the Northerners in the North. We must achieve that fear factor in order to survive in Nigeria and the world.

[Bloomberg @business]

Nigeria’s revenue surged 49% in the first five months of the year, exceeding government projections as an overhaul of the tax system and new levies on industries including petroleum and mining boosted collections. https://t.co/c0II3HRuJL

[Asiwaju @mr_asiwaju]

Zacc Adedeji. What a man. PBAT is so blessed to have him in his team. 49% above projection in the first 5 month is incredible.

I think he is certainly going to be the first name on PBAT’s reappointment after 2027 election victory. He’s been a gold mine for him and the governors.

[TallJohn🌍 @JohnFanimokun]

"Peter Obi's assertion doesn't make sense, and is not even logical; for where there is outright banditry, kidnapping for ransom, killing people for miners, to seize territories, what kind of negotiation are you going to have with them? No reasonable government negotiates with criminals". — Ozo Igbonekwu Ogazimorah.

[Sahori Gamez @SahoriIfamosun]

Yorùbá but global 😂

[Ayekooto @DeeOneAyekooto]

Nigeria’s current account surplus rose by 255.71% to $4.98 billion in the first quarter of 2026, from $1.40 billion in the fourth quarter of 2025, according to provisional balance of payments statistics released by the Central Bank of Nigeria (BOP).

The surplus was also 46.04% higher than the $3.41 billion recorded in the corresponding period of 2025, indicating a stronger external position driven largely by higher export receipts, lower petroleum product imports and reduced primary income outflows.

The CBN’s Balance of Payments Highlights for Q1 2026 showed that the improvement was supported by a stronger goods account surplus, which rose to $5.95 billion from $1.77 billion in the preceding quarter