ipostcomedy

Giving you hope and making you smile, one tweet at a time. || INSTAGRAM? Follow█▬►ispeakfresh

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/PJ8YpvP8

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#bulls #splash #SnapBack #fresh http://t.co/kp7mMM2u

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Follow me on Instagram - ispeakfresh

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That awkward eye contact I make with my teacher while trying to cheat on a test.

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Oh so you wanna argue with me over the internet? Oh hell no! Lemme turn my CAPS lock on. -_-!

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Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain. " Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella." Banana: "Dude?! Change the topic.

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"Twitter is stupid!" and *one month later* "DUDE, I can't stop tweeting!" Who remembers saying this?

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I would like to thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms, love you guys!

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I hate it when I try to underline something, and end up crossing it out.

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#blackout http://t.co/KQLYlIN6

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When you start to hate someone , everything they do begins to annoy you .. them : "*Cough*" you: "OOOOHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDD "

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True friends are always there for you. Fake friends only appear when they want something from you.

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Dear 4th grader on facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? What'd he do, steal your animal crackers? O_o

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Its crazy how i use to do goals with @girlposts and now they have 1 mil. If i didn't have to start over i would of had 700k right now smh.

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That annoying feeling when you're dying to talk to someone, but you refuse to text them first.

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For a very short period of time, you were the youngest person in the world. MIND = BLOWN

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I hate fighting with the one person I want to talk with the most.

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The awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with.

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I hate it when I'm texting lying down and suddenly my phone decides to be ninja and slip through my hands and attack my face. -__-

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