Megan

Hey. I'm Megan. This is me. Hear me rant.

[Megan @ippoddity]

@WhiskeyEarper @SD_Comic_Con @Comic_Con There’s still lots of seats inside! But they are loading the room so slowly… and I don’t know how far the line is outside anymore.

[Megan @ippoddity]

Amazing art by Yukimura at the Kodanaha booth at SDCC! #VinlandSagaVikingContest

[Megan @ippoddity]

I just entered for a chance to go to the #FandomParty in San Diego @getfandom https://t.co/VaDM56FWwQ

[Megan @ippoddity]

. @Airbnb @AirbnbHelp

[Megan @ippoddity]

I just entered the BARTable Spring Break Sweepstakes for a chance to win a trip for two to Australia, thanks to @SFBARTable and @FijiAirways. Enter at https://t.co/VYtI4UGGZJ.

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

As I am on a deadline, this account will become home to a number of Jackie Chan GIFs until further notice.

[— — ——— @tresvicennial]

I’m still dead they let Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling sing Jodeci on Disney lmao

[Wong Fu Productions @wongfupro]

job app: are you fluent in mandarin?
me: *checks yes*
also me:

[🇵🇸Chloe "addamschloe on blu🦋sky" Adams 🩷🐦 @addamschloe]

Country roads

Take me roads

To the roads

Where I'm a road

[Jason Ritter 🦋 @JasonRitter]

Birds: When I count to 3, go. Ready?
Me: Wait, like 1-2-3 then Go?
Birds: 1-
Me: or we go when you say “3”?
Birds: 2-
Me: wait guys which one, on 3, or after 3? let’s start over everyone will be confused
Birds: 3!
*everyone dives, it’s majestic*
Me, late: u didn’t clarifyyyyyy

[out of context psych @nocontextpsych]

Gus being totally done with Shawn with wii music in the background

[Fast & Furious @TheFastSaga]

Not all cars survive the race. #FastFurious4

[Missy Elliott @MissyElliott]

I just found out I have a FUNKY WHITE SISTER😳😩😂🤣 forreal doe😂🤣& she brought her home girl with her from da hood that keep tip toeing in the background with a plate of food🤣 yo I’m done!😂 but she straight killed “Work It” sound effects & all🙌🏾 I love it🔥🙌🏾

[Funko @Funko]

RT & follow @funko for a chance to WIN a @Target exclusive Dr. Ian Malcolm Pop! #JurassicPark #JurassicPark25

[Funko @Funko]

RT & follow @funko for the chance to win an #SDCC 2018 exclusive Taika Waititi Pop! #FunkoSDCC @TaikaWaititi

[Megan @ippoddity]

Update: on another bus, and although there are no mouse droppings in sight, a saw just fell on my head. #Tanzania #livingmybestlife

[Megan @ippoddity]

Today I was sitting on a bus and someone opened the air vent right above me, but instead of air, a bunch of mouse poop came out instead and landed all over my head and I can’t wash my hair tonight so lol #livingmybestlife

[Megan @ippoddity]

I ordered a spinach butternut salad in an attempt to be healthy, but this shit has GIANT HUNKS OF CHEESE IN IT I can’t win