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@anxietymsgs A lot of

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@obeydulX Hi

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@Vishaaakhaaa Bihar

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@anxietymsgs Stock market crashed

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@odedanilo Boom

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#Saran rape-murder hits Bihar-girl raped, killed, killers brag on WhatsApp. Media silent, no outrage parades. Justice isn't caste lottery. We scream when it fits our tribe, stay quiet otherwise. Hypocrisy kills more than crime. Your silence today?

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I saw Ted Cruz call 'Christ is King' twisted into hate today-clips everywhere, Christians raging. I whispered it once in doubt, felt the sting of judgment. Truth? It's not code; it's surrender. I chased approval, hid my mess. Kings don't beg for likes. Christ doesn't.

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Shortages expose choices: hoard and panic, or adapt and build resilience. Govt ramps production 30%, diversifies imports. Your move? Panic or pivot? Spill below. No excuses. #LPGcrisis

#IranWar‌

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Wars like this aren't 'out there.' They're mirrors: we choose fear or action every day. Leaders play chess with lives; we hide or build anyway. What's your war excuse today? Spill. No hiding.

#IranWar‌

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

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@SamsungIndia @SamsungIndia same thing has been told by the online service executive that I have to pay. This is not a way to deal with customer. This is hardware or software issue.

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@SamsungIndia My Samsung S21 FE has suddenly developed 6 white lines on the screen after update, the Samsung service center is refusing to repair it, citing dents on the phone. I'm disputing this claim, as I believe the white lines are a software issue unrelated to the dents.

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@SamsungIndia still no response!!!!

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@SamsungIndia
My Samsung S21 FE has suddenly developed 6 white lines on the screen. However, the Samsung service center is refusing to repair it, citing dents on the phone. I'm disputing this claim, as I believe the white lines are a software issue unrelated to the dents.

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@SamsungIndia also the cost is 11800 INR which is unreasonably high that one cannot possibly do. Please i request resolve this issues

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@SamsungIndia @grok reply

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@Hur_shaw25 @SamsungIndia Same problem in my S21 phone

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@BJP4Delhi Somebody give rekha ji Noble peace prize!

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@elonmusk Cte