cait ❦

polly jean harvey fan and morena prudo defense attorney. volatile idiot.

[bethany @thenightbethore]

Paul McCartney chuckled, "you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

[yadi ⋆˚꩜｡⋆. @strawberryadi]

lately

[frick @gofrickurself]

The secret to life is stimulants

[cait ❦ @ipray4supernova]

the biopics should cast cole sprouse as michael lindsay-hogg and make him a dumb comic relief character during the great spiral of 68' and onwards

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

rewatching Get Back and the funniest running gag ever is Michael Lindsay-Hogg, every day, trying to suggest “what if we filmed this in the desert, torchlit, with two THOUSAND Arabs” while John gives him the death stare

[sappho marx @subwiredesire]

I like when Godard movies stop the plot for five minutes to quotefarm for Pinterest

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Dogs are so awesome I wish I could just walk up to someone and smile. I guess I could

[rat valiant @birdwatchbud]

One time I threw a party and went outside to have a smoke and I found a nonbinary person standing on all of my spinach seedlings at once

[cait ❦ @ipray4supernova]

my skin is the clearest it's ever been post surgery. i also just got my period and i usually get horrible cystic break outs a week before but i had NONE. actually life changing oh my god

[cait ❦ @ipray4supernova]

i don't want to speak too soon but getting this removed may have just cured my adult cystic acne

[cait ❦ @ipray4supernova]

have not been tweeting lately but i am going into surgery tomorrow to get an ovarian dermoid cyst removed wish me luck

[cait ❦ @ipray4supernova]

@getoussy it actually pisses me off. adults are so dependent on carding as a form of flattery that no matter what you do they'll just be annoying about it

[cait ❦ @ipray4supernova]

it's my first time working as a hostess/server at a bar and i did not anticipate how awkward it is to card people most of the time

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Insane thing to say when you are in a close musical relationship with a guy named Ringo Starr

[cait ❦ @ipray4supernova]

my whole timeline is filled with AI gimmick accounts and on top of that twitter is giving me ads for groyper tshirts. this app is unusable

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

[cait ❦ @ipray4supernova]

i do not know if this is a bad sign it doesn't really bother me i just find it so funny. i have an internal dialogue normally where i converse with myself but on vyvanse its harder to break out of that trance

[cait ❦ @ipray4supernova]

vyvanse is so crazy when i take it on unproductive days where im just sitting around. i literally have to set my phone down so that i can focus on holding an entire conversation with myself in my head, and this can go on for hours

[cait ❦ @ipray4supernova]

pap smear discourse boring as hell. what da hell goes on in a mammogram?? 👀👀