Ian

if we havn't drank together, we havn't met

[D. 🤟🏾 @ThatboyDonte_]

🙏🏾🤞🏾

[Ian @ipryor89]

Not even screaming babies can deter the neighbor getting absolutely piped rn

[Ian @ipryor89]

Jammed up this pinky toe for the 6th time tonight, poor bastard deserves a Purple Heart

[Ian @ipryor89]

Slowly losing a best friend might be the worst form of torture I’ve ever encountered #prayforHank

[Ian @ipryor89]

Becoming an adult means deleting your initial tweet cause they’re ridiculous and inappropriate. Thanks adulthood, you’re less fun but probably more employable 🤷‍♂️

[Ian @ipryor89]

This dude mean muggin from the handicapped spot smokin a J while rollin another with doors wide open 😂😂

[Ian @ipryor89]

Being indecisive at an open bar is hurting something awful

[Ian @ipryor89]

Probably the first birthday I’ve ever celebrated without injury *slams finger in door* 🙄

[Ian @ipryor89]

My neighbors rant of the world right now 🙃

[Ian @ipryor89]

@tacobell what kind of logic is at play when I have to order my quesarito online instead of the drive-thru like a normal fatass??

[Ian @ipryor89]

The noises my neighbor makes while gettin it 😥 #callOSHA?

[Ian @ipryor89]

Finally got a onesie for a present, butt flap and all, and yet no front pockets... wtf

[Ian @ipryor89]

Trillion dollar idea: invent insurance that prevented you from being nagged by the opposite sex.

[Ian @ipryor89]

Nothing says good morning like the dog throwing up on my feet 😐

[Ian @ipryor89]

4 square waits for nobody

[Ian @ipryor89]

Is it normal for a 3 month old pitbull to sound possessed while he's sleeping? 🤤

[Ian @ipryor89]

The wrinkliest vacuum

[Ian @ipryor89]

Picking out a pitbull pup tomorrow 😁

[Ian @ipryor89]

If you don't get goose bumps during the national anthem I don't wanna know you

[Ian @ipryor89]

It's been 5 o'clock for a hot minute 🍺🍺