Howard Malky-Mackay

Part-time poet, full-time menace.
Aspiring politician and drill sergeant. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿/🇱🇺
I stand with Stanley Taylor-Miles.
32 🔄

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

Great, another pet of mine just came out as gay.

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

My ringtone is the sound of buds chirping away. I can never answer calls because I’m always so entertained by natures beauty.

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

My crypto instagram account was HACKED! I need a sugary mommy to help me recover it. Kindly, send a DM.

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

@underscoresplus Skipping camp to go to concerts? Holy fuck-knuckles, the sergeant is gonna rip you a new one.

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

Brings back memories. I was born on February 29th so my dad would cover me in jäegermeister and set me on fire.

[Cortisa Star ⚜️🪽 @CortisaStar]

Its my birthday

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

@turlingtonbwys I catch you on my block again and you’re sleeping with the fishes. Understood?

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

Bleebus

[Curbside Cravings @TonyKing38983]

what is this fruit called in your language?

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

My doctor used to tell me that I ate onions so much that I was going to turn into one! He lost his job and killed himself last year

[Food Hub @F0ODHub]

Do raw onions belong on a burger?

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

BBLs save lives. @POTUS

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

RaKai just smeared ice cream all over Kai Cenat in his Lambo because he didn’t accept him into Streamer University 😳

[Sweet Nector @sweet_nector1]

Does anyone have any idea what this metal object is used for?

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

@chefsevenn Why the fuck would ketchup be an option?

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

@GovCox Lefty lunatic

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

@turlingtonbwys I could never.

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

Murderers: the scum of the earth.

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

Every time I type “penis” I start crying uncontrollably.

[Sweet Nector @sweet_nector1]

Can you recognize the fruit?
90% failed

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

My uncle showed up to my graduation with his botched BBL. He started leaking so the event unfortunately had to be cancelled.

[Sweet Nector @sweet_nector1]

Can you identify the fruit name?

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

@orangecat_com Kindly, send a message.

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

999,999,999 degrees. Keep the MF change

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

Don't lie.
What temperature is your A/C actually set to right now? ❄️

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

Going to make a new Youtube channel soon. Think WatchMojo but sexy.

[Howard Malky-Mackay @ipunchanimals]

@horsetwting It’s is almost impossible that a real
horse posted this. I won’t give in to your BS.