Ian Evans

The best at being humble.

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

“It’s better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you’re stupid than open it and remove any doubt.”
- My Dad to me when I was 5.

Anyways here goes nothing!

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

Gen z is going to so easy to make fun of once they’re not cool anymore

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

Bout to buy a Royal Oak super clone - if @AudemarsPiguet doesn’t care about their brand, why should I?

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

This is a level of political maneuvering I never thought I would see from Democrats. Gerrymander unapologetically until Republicans agree to ban it nationwide. Incredible lol.

[The Political HQ @ThePoliticalHQ]

🚨BREAKING🚨

The Virginia Redistricting Amendment has passed.

This changes Virginia’s congressional maps from a 6–5 Democratic split to a 10–1 Democratic split, representing a four-seat gain for Democrats.

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

I bought my first g-shock and gotta be honest I really love it

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

The Pope is spittin!

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The cross is part of the mission. The imperialist occupation of the world is disrupted from within; the violence that until now has been the law is unmasked. The poor, imprisoned, and rejected Messiah descends into the darkness of death, yet in so doing He brings a new creation to light. #HolyThursday

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

@PwnShop69 @g3m33

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

This is such a low energy speech from the president

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

@AiPinfu2003 Do you guys have cuck chairs? Also can you send us photos of some?

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

Japanese twitter do you also have an obsession with cuck chairs? I would like to see your finest cuck chairs please.

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

This is my favorite tweet

[🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀Cheese police 👮 @hoshizorarock]

私はアメリカでまた新しいチーズの暴力を発見しました。
アメリカ人は常にチーズから暴力を受け続けてます。
それでもアメリカ人は消して倒れません。
彼らはすごいタフなのです。

[𝕽𝖆𝖈𝖍 ♡ (rachleahx) @xrachaelxoxo]

Rest now, Olaf, we have the watch, and we’ll see you in Valhalla

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

@AiPinfu2003

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

@Devon_Eriksen_ Japan thinking everyone was mad at them over Fukushima is the most Japanese thing ever.

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

People think Charlie Kirk was assassinated over his stance on Israel and not wanting to go to war with Iran. Maybe I am underestimating Charlie Kirk’s influence but I don’t think he was the lynchpin holding us back from war with Iran.

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

You would think that if this was a cover up they wouldn’t make such obvious mistakes. Idk what this all means but this seems like fake assassination 101.

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk did NOT match rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson, new court filing claims

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Trump fans are intellectual empty vessels ready to adopt whatever position Trump just took, and then abandon it as soon as he does.

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

I think that Doja Cat song about being a cow may be a lot deeper than I initially thought in 2019

[Ian Evans @iqevans]

Whatever happened to Bella porch?

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

white people feel comfortable saying this because they know they’re not at risk of being denaturalized and/or deported. these people are not allies in any sense and should not be taken with a single ounce of seriousness

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it’s time for a lot of you to grow up and square the circle that
1) every complaint from about the Democratic Party from the left is largely true, and
2) literally everything in the world would be measurably better if they controlled the US government instead Trump and the GOP