Rocket Man

SwagMasterSupreme

[Rocket Man @ir0n_randy]

@doomcheeks666 O enséñale el cinto

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@doomcheeks666 Tell that foo to go to sleep

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@MbSamford @Gee_7556 @PixelzSpec47415

[Rocket Man @ir0n_randy]

Going to the gas station at 2am in the morning just to get some chips to put in my sandwich #ChefLife #YeahWeFuckedUp #ChokeOnMahScrote

[Rocket Man @ir0n_randy]

Should I eat some buffalo wings right before going to bed? Is that a smart thing to do? Serious question, please respond

[Rocket Man @ir0n_randy]

@DirkBruere @interesting_aIl 👍

[Rocket Man @ir0n_randy]

I ordered a chai tea milkshake at Toni’s and they very obviously gave me a Thai tea milkshake. I am kind of upset but not upset enough to bring it up. Am I a coward or a pacifist? Is there even a difference? What would Uncle Iroh do?

[Rocket Man @ir0n_randy]

Mickey Mouse is short for Michael Moussolini. (Picture unrelated)

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I think a big issue with online etiquette nowadays is that we don’t tell people to kill themselves as we much as we should. Some people really do deserve to die off, and this app shows that so well

[Rocket Man @ir0n_randy]

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@guccipanuchi You should get it!!

[Rocket Man @ir0n_randy]

My hero is the gorilla from Rise of the Planet of the Apes who single handedly took down the CHP helicopter. A true champion of the movement. RIP Buck

[Rocket Man @ir0n_randy]

I have just become aware of the fact that Jack in the Box has removed the chicken tater melt from their Munchie Meal menu. This is literally my 9/11.

[Rocket Man @ir0n_randy]

Cabbage > lettuce. Lettuce ain’t shit. You can’t even make soup out of lettuce, that’s how ass is it as a food. You can replace lettuce with cabbage in any situation and it’ll be an upgrade to the dish. Fuck lettuce

[Rocket Man @ir0n_randy]

I am become Little Richard, the destroyer of worlds.

[drewskis @drewskiism]

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Cat threw up on switch cable

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@mikeperez2433 Weak 🤌