KPD officers are working to find missing Chloe Richards, age 6. Chloe was last seen in the 4000 block of Peaks Landing Way and was wearing a white T-shirt with two cats on it, black leggings and had her hair in a ponytail. If you see her or have info, call 9-1-1.
With the College Football season upon us, it's important to understand a few differences between college football in the South and the North.
Women's Accessories:
NORTH: Chap Stick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket.
SOUTH: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, and waterproof mascara. Money not necessary - that's what dates are for.
Stadium Size:
NORTH: College football stadiums hold 20,000 people.
SOUTH: High school football stadiums hold 20,000 people.
Fathers:
NORTH: Expect their daughters to understand Sylvia Plath.
SOUTH: Expect their daughters to understand pass interference.
Campus Decor:
NORTH: Statues of founding fathers.
SOUTH: Statues of Heisman trophy winners.
Homecoming Queen:
NORTH: Also a physics major.
SOUTH: Also Miss America.
Heroes:
NORTH: Rudy Giuliani
SOUTH: Bear Bryant, Archie &Peyton Manning
Getting Tickets:
NORTH: 5 days before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus.
SOUTH: 5 months before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus, make a large financial contribution and put name on a waiting list
for tickets.
Friday Classes After a Thursday Night Game:
NORTH: Students and teachers not sure they're going to the game, because they have classes on Friday.
SOUTH: Teachers cancel Friday classes.
Parking:
NORTH: An hour before game time, the University opens the campus for game parking.
SOUTH: RVs sporting their school flags begin arriving on Wednesday for the weekend festivities. The really faithful arrive on Tuesday.
Game Day:
NORTH: A few students party in the dorm and watch ESPN on TV.
SOUTH: Every student wakes up and rushes over to where ESPN is broadcasting 'Game Day Live' to get on camera and wave to the students up north who wonder why 'Game Day Live' is never broadcast from their campus.
Tailgating:
NORTH: Raw meat on a grill, drinks with lime in it, listening to local radio station with truck tailgate down.
SOUTH: 30-foot custom pig-shaped smoker fires up at dawn. Cooking accompanied by live performance from the Dave Matthews Band... who come over during breaks and hangout.
Getting to the Stadium:
NORTH: You ask 'Where's the stadium?' When you find it, you walk right in.
SOUTH: When you're near it, you'll hear it. On game day it is the state's third largest city.
Concessions:
NORTH: Drinks served in a paper cup, filled to the top with soda.
SOUTH: Drinks served in a large plastic cup, with the home team's mascot on it.
When National Anthem is Played:
NORTH : Stands are less than half full, and less than half of them stand up.
SOUTH: 100,000 fans, all standing, sing along in perfect four-part harmony. If you are really lucky, you might get a fly-over too.
The Smell in the Air After the First Score:
NORTH: Nothing changes.
SOUTH: Gunpowder (from the cannon in the end zone).
Commentary (Male):
NORTH: 'Nice play.'
SOUTH: 'Tackle him and break his legs.'
Commentary (Female):
NORTH: 'My, this certainly is a violent sport.'
SOUTH: 'Tackle him and break his legs.'
Announcers:
NORTH: Neutral and paid.
SOUTH: Announcer harmonizes with the crowd in the fight song, with a tear in his eye because he is so proud of his team.
After the Game:
NORTH: The stadium is empty way before the game ends.
SOUTH: Another rack of ribs goes on the smoker, Dave Matthews plays on, and planning begins for next week."
NEW DEFCON UPDATE:
Russia’s nuclear-use debate is becoming more explicit as direct U.S.–Iran attacks intensify. What do these developments—and new signals from Zaporizhzhia and Korea—mean for the risk of nuclear war?
Read the full update:
https://t.co/6cLlDwulJJ
Had he lived, this guy would have never voted for Zohran Mamdani. said they'd NEVER forget. You lied and voted for the first one that came along and promised free stuff.
You forgot and you should be ashamed! All the people killed that day. All the young men and women who died fighting this evil! You were fooled by a Muslim who convinced you he was Santa Claus. He fooled you because to him, you're an Infidel.
I’m still pissed off the soft bitch unfit cop killed the baby donkey.
Couldn’t care less about NYPD gunning down the murdering slob in Times Square.
But hey, that’s just me.
Current DEFCON level remains 5 – Green. Iran nuclear programme concerns are rising as the U.S., UK, France and Germany move to refer Tehran to the UN Security Council over unresolved IAEA access. Full assessment:
https://t.co/ik3W5Li2pn
Catholic priest Father Christopher Peschel, who was struck in the face and injured while protecting a monstrance containing the Blessed Sacrament in his church in Massachusetts, says he forgives his attacker and has asked people to pray for him.