Kris

There are two ways to do something:
the right way, and again.

[Kris @IRBeing]

"AOC has single handedly put an end to all dumb blond jokes" well said @SenJohnKennedy

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Senator John Kennedy exposed on the Senate floor that several of the funding provisions Democrats are demanding to open the government include...

...$4M for LGBTQ in Uganda and the Western Balkans, $3.6M for cooking classes and dance focus groups for male Haitian prostitutes, $833K for trans in Nepal, $300K for Lesotho pride parade and $3M for circumcisions and vasectomies in Zambia.

WHAT ON EARTH?

The Democrats have LOST IT.

They didn't just choose illegals over Americans, but batsh*t insane foreign programs over Americans!

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

R*pe a child, and you don't get a second chance. You get the death penalty.

We introduced the Death Penalty for Child Rapists Act to authorize capital punishment for those convicted of the most heinous crimes against children under federal law. No predator should walk away from crimes this unthinkable.

We will never apologize for protecting America's children.

[Kris @IRBeing]

@wsbtv I’m sure Brookhaven appreciates paying for that.

[Kris @IRBeing]

@wdunlap @nickshirleyy Great point!

[Kris @IRBeing]

@OliLondonTV Didn’t this happen a while back?

[Kris @IRBeing]

@FOX5Atlanta What a joke! But good - fly those crazies somewhere else 😂

[Kris @IRBeing]

@RickJacksonGA Go @RickJacksonGA ! 🇺🇸

[Kris @IRBeing]

@GAFollowers Good for her! More people should read the book UNOFFENDABLE.

[Kris @IRBeing]

God Guns & Butter 🇺🇸 amen

[Apple Lamps @lamps_apple]

“You see, down South, we don’t deal with all that tomfoolery that y’all are dealing with over there in New York City, California, Maine, Minnesota, or any of those woke states. We don’t deal with that.

You see, around these parts, yeah, around these parts, we believe in God, guns, and butter, and in that order.

God, and His name is Jesus Christ. Let’s not be confused.

Pretty much all of us concealed carry. There will be no “entering into every household in America.” That part. Catch it.

And we love to eat, so we put butter on everything. And I mean everything. That part.

And I did not mention it, but let me be very, very clear: God, guns, butter, but also, we are very, very commonsense and patriotic.

See, unlike Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, we know what a woman is. That part.

And there will be American flags flying in everybody’s yard, okay? So, if you have a problem with that, you may not want to move down South.

Yes, the homes are cheaper, but they look just as good as those high-priced homes y’all are paying for up North and on the East and West Coasts. That part.

We’re comfortable classifying all the white boys in the Cajun Navy as our friends. That part.

You see, when the tornadoes and hurricanes happen, they come on through, and they don’t care what color the hand is that they’re helping. That part.

Our men are not emasculated. At least around these parts, they ain’t.

And chivalry sure enough ain’t dead.

And last but not least, we believe in keeping our babies around here, okay?

So, I lied to your oddball over there: You will not be entering into every household in America. And all that yelling and screaming in pro-lifers’ faces around these parts doesn’t work.

You feel me? Because we hit back. That part.

God bless. Welcome to the South.”

[Kris @IRBeing]

@TMZ Who is she? And why should I care?

[Kris @IRBeing]

@sfchronicle I’m pretty sure it was all quiet on the home front until journalism turned it into something bad.

[Kris @IRBeing]

@TheAthletic @TheAthleticMLB Does the alphabet community really care?

[Kris @IRBeing]

@SInow @NewYearsDani No one cares

[Kris @IRBeing]

@TonyLaneNV Don’t steal shit then.

[Kris @IRBeing]

@SInow The verses “caused pain and anger” to the alphabet community. Just because you’re butt hurt doesn’t make you right.

[Kris @IRBeing]

@Bubblebathgirl Reminds of scene from Idiocracy.

[Kris @IRBeing]

@its_The_Dr I hope the future husband saw this and dodged that bullet!

[Kris @IRBeing]

@wsbtv Is this on a case by case basis?

[Kris @IRBeing]

@JimmySargent65 @SecDuffy Just took the metro to DC this past week. And even with one area closed down they efficiently get everyone on the right bus and back to the right metro to continue on. Metro and bus workers are fabulous!

[Kris @IRBeing]

@MediaBusters6 @Newsweek Until the end of his term. You can suffer like we had to with Biden.

[Kris @IRBeing]

@iamrodneysmith @Justpeachy10101 @WhiteHouse You are awesome 🇺🇸