Ian Coutts

Author of seven books, award-winning editor of many more. Baker of some repute. That's my grandmother above, light sweater at the face off.

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@jameswharton His first-ever!

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@kaukovainio00 @PPC4Liberty Who the hell would want to live in Finland? It's like Canada with all the interesting parts left out.

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@ArronS3ll3rs @GrahamAllen I think when Hegseth is around people are mostly laughing at him.

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@D_Rives_B @GrahamAllen I think he thought they were like guardsmen in British footguard regiments.

But how would you refer to members of the Old Guard if you were doing it collectively?

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@kaukovainio00 @PPC4Liberty I know there are fewer WASPS proportionately than when I was a kid, and lots of people whose families haven't been here for getting on 200 years, but honestly it really hasn't made a lick of difference.

Did your ancestors celebrate the Relief of Mafeking?

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@midnightriderV2 @MarkJCarney "Far Left." Talk about language taking a holiday.

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@kaukovainio00 @PPC4Liberty What other foreigners? Are they holding up their passports?

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@kaukovainio00 @PPC4Liberty People say "Correct me if I'm wrong" generally because they assume they aren't.

What difference would it make? You're obviously a two-fisted man's man, the kind of guy who walks like he's straddling a beer keg. I'd assume that it wouldn't bother you.

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@MarcScottEmery It's just you. I see south Asian and white kids, too.

You're probably high.

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@kaukovainio00 @PPC4Liberty Are you? Looks like a young guy with a wispy one.

What regiment are you in?

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@gregkellyusa He'd probably just had a bit too much to drink. Nothing to get excited about.

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@kaukovainio00 @PPC4Liberty You're wrong. Sit down.

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@TanQboy @PPC4Liberty Yeah! Show us the pyjamas you post in!

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@AngryBootneck I would affirm that you are certainly retarded.

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@mack_a_d00 @JNicholsonInDC Blah-blah-blah. What's that line? Oh yes. When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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@zuritajvz1 Beautiful words.

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@DougWahl1 Hegseth is the embodiment of a small man. But the thing that might help this soldier is that the "Secretary of War" does have some faint idea of how he should present. If he manages to figure out what Napoleon or Frederick the Great would have done, he will act it out.

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@ZeroFox_08 I doubt you're young enough or fit enough to fight for it, so on that your words ring pretty hollow.
Otherwise, how do you know what they fought for? My grandfather, a British immigrant, fought in the CEF partly because he couldn't bear the idea of the Germans landing in Kent.

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@BradRTorgersen @WalshFreedom I won't be surprised if you turn out to be right.

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@WalshFreedom Maybe they could make the other wing bigger so they would match!