irdina ⭒

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

me going to pee after i got all comfy in my bed:

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

when someone asks me for directions in my own city.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I have to pay for something I actually need:

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"hey are you home?"

Me (at home) : no

[ℳ 𐙚⋆°🦢.⋆ᥫ᭡ @apocalypsecatt]

makyaj bitince alligim ve eyelinerim esit mi diye aynada kontrol ederken

[s44nti @s44nti]

como quiero ser tratado después de estar todo el día de mal humor

[Nissan al gabe @ismaellini]

The Palestinian flag in the background is sending me

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

genuinely how it feels whenever I remove my last pad

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

[Alex @Alextrxm]

quand je rentre dans un magasin juste pour profiter de la clim

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i can’t believe we went from masterpiece hand-drawn animation to soulless, mass-produced 3D animation

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

That shower u take after cleaning the whole house >>>

[eliz @eliza___v]

me: "i need to go out more"

also me every time i'm free:

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

I wish men hated pedophiles as much as they hate fat women

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Bank app: “Are you sure you want to make this transfer”

Me:

[Praise @tufpraise]

Look at how no one is criticizing this degenerate man's religion

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me at 6am, 10am, 1pm, 4pm, 8pm, 11pm

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

cuando alguien me está diciendo algo importante pero estoy en una silla giratoria