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[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

Voltaslop

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

@misteryeehaw You could spend one minute responding to my text !!!

[alaska @145k4]

everyone wants to say "this poem sucks" that poem sucks"" etc but very few brave enough to say Helllo, here is a poem i LIKE!! This is my taste!

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

No sex, no twerking, no drugs, no nudity, no vulgar swearing, no trap beat, only pure talent. Gen Z wouldn't understand.

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

It’s not a bit this is my real life

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

Unc at the concert said I have a “chocolatey baritone” voice

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

Fuck my life bro
https://t.co/FJlDdEdOaW

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

Okay this was true as I just pulled out a little bit of extra wisdom tooth ?

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

I swear they left a little tooth In

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

Song that makes you miss everyone you’ve ever met lowkey

https://t.co/VWn0yDvZSJ

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

Felt like this for most of yesterday

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

Apartment smells like hot dogs….curious.

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

Rate your music got me listening to some bullshit

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

Awesome guy on the subway just has a massive bucket of nails. No lid.

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

Does everyone else have a job where they don’t have to wake up

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

I need a wife

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

Uber driver yawning a little too much….

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

I have been haunted by a lone mosquito the last four nights.

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

Sleepy at work but I just accidentally listened to a fall song and pavement song at the same time and it sounded good for at least six minutes

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

He is my whole world tbh

[owen 🍊 @ireallyluvsleep]

If he saw me buying an iced honey bun and a monster outside the deli on classon and Greene he would have done the same to me!

[National Post @nationalpost]

Ontario man dies of MAID after being assessed outside Tim Hortons https://t.co/oUTWrpP1My