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Only checking for posts about Sharks, Flaco, or @JortstheCat. Otherwise on ig @marianemarco

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@ChaseSupport your customer service benefits rep doesn’t know to answer a question about your Sapphire reserve card.

It covers car rental insurance including any “reasonable” towing charge.

Can you define reasonable? By mileage? By cost? Reasonable for the situation?

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@keny_berd @Techno_Fog You named the three of the largest media outlet while saying “media will try to cover this up.”

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@HootiePgh @A_WhiteShark @tonyhawk Ain’t he though?

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Hey @tonyhawk — did you know that someone named a Great White shark on Cape Cod after you?

Here’s his pic: You can follow him on the Sharktivity app from @A_WhiteShark

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@JimmySaltLife @politico I bet you can’t explain this meme to me.

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@pilgrimboy14 @politico That’s an extremely naive take.

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@politico @ryanmwalters Should teachers start with the rape, the incest or the slavery parts of the Bible?

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In a car directly outside the glass door of the rental office. Seat reclined back, screwing around on his phone.

Which means he saw me go into the office, saw me walk out.

Fine, whatever. I ask him about the phone situation. “The phone’s off.”

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Oh, and get this! I’m here, now at the location. No one in the office.

So I go to the parking attendant. Explain the situation, there’s no one in the office. He says “he’s right there.”

Guess where he was?

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@nanknighton Still can’t believe he’s gone.

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@MrDarrenDryden @calichoart @BirdCentralPark @nypost @nytimes @ABC @FoxNews @TimeOutNewYork @Telemundo @flaco_theowl Me too!

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@calichoart @BirdCentralPark @nypost @nytimes @ABC @FoxNews @TimeOutNewYork @Telemundo @flaco_theowl THIS IS WONDERFUL

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@JFK_USGrant Beautiful

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@LAMMYBKNY This is lovely!!!

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I just can’t seem to get over #Flaco not being outside our building anymore. How could this be him just a little over last week? #FlacotheOwl #FlacoForever

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@thedeadlything 😪

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@r2junot Signed!

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@JacquelynHedden He was mit was an honor, and it was very magical. And it brought a lot of us together. I spoke with people I had never met in my 25 years of living in this building.

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@PWesterner He did. He really did.