Irede

♋️ July 22

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

As I park and come down, I apologize to my friend for coming late, he smiles and says at least I came before some of the actors, and then starts introducing me to the crew

Just then the actor playing the assassin enters, screaming and crying at the top of his lungs. My friend and the crew are surprised and confused at the outburst but then he taps me and says I should come and meet the assassin.

I turn and standing before me is the guy I left in the restaurant some minutes ago. He is the assassin.

The End

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

As I enter my car, I remove my wallet from my pocket and together with my food and his own which the server packed together, I place everything on the passenger seat and start my car.

I drive out fast and furious style, leaving the thief to pay for his food and mine.

Inside this economy you want to eat my savings because I volunteered to pay for you. Bl00dy Cr!mina|.

I drove to the set for the skit and got there late but at least I have free breakfast, lunch and dinner, richly packed

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

His face lights up and he thanks me and then immediately he informs the server that he is not done, he was thinking.

Then he starts ordering for more food, he selects barbecue chicken, roasted fish, Jollof rice and another portion of fried rice inside the Jollof, two portions of asun, and then spaghetti and plantain

The server packs it up for him and he tells her with a big smile on his face that we are together so she packs everything together

I smile and put my hands in my pocket and then I swore silently, I tell him to hold on that I need to get my wallet from my car then I take the packs of food for him and walk to the car

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

Quickly, I stopped the first guy I saw walking and begged the guy to point me to the nearest restaurant. He said he knows a good spot and infact, he’s even on his way there to grab a quick bite before heading to work

I persuaded him to join me so I can drive him there, he agreed and hopped in.

We got to the restaurant, it was a really nice place with a diverse menu, and they had everything both local and international cuisine

I order Jollof rice, chicken, plantain and bottle water. As I’m about to pay, I see the guy about to pay for his white rice and stew with fish. Immediately, I tap him and tell him not to worry that I will pay for it

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

I drove to the island to meet a client turned friend I connected with online. We planned to shoot a skit I’d written about an assassin and a chief, with me taking on the role of the chief.

I left my house early, excited and eager for my acting debut in my own story.

After enduring hours in traffic, I finally got to a street in an estate but my stomach was already growling from hunger as I hadn’t eaten before leaving.

Despite the GPS suggesting a short trip, I was almost fainting from the hours I spent on the third mainland bridge

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

But right as I step out, my own girlfriend calls me to join her and her friends for some drinks.

Fast forward, we’re leaving the joint after a few hours, hand in hand, when suddenly, two dirty and wild looking guys charge at us, waving a big stick and a machete, screaming!

My girlfriend shouts Kings, while I shout, Jesus!

Next thing I know, I disengage my hand from hers, push her away and Usain Bolt my way out of there.

I’m hearing my name but it sounds distant as I was already a mile away from danger

I was about to jump a fence when I heard people laughing

I stop and turn

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

How I got married

So, my guy is planning to propose, and he drags me along to pick the perfect ring for his soon-to-be fiancée.

We visit this portable jewelry shop, and after what feels like hours, he finally settles on a ring that's basically blinding in its beauty.

I was proud of him.

Then, he turns to me with a serious plea: "Kings, my babe is around, and if I take the ring home, she might see it and ruin the surprise, so I need you to hold onto the ring until I'm ready to pop the question."

“Bro, say less, I gat you.” I stash the ring in my pocket, and after some handshakes and congratulations, I make my exit.

[Irede @Irede22]

@Glo_Ree_ You deserve it

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[Irede @Irede22]

@gtbank @cenbank @instablog9ja The story changed from glitch to compromised card after I was given assurance to wait for reversal
I work hard for my money and every little penny counts so it hurts when it's been taken away without a reason
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[Irede @Irede22]

customer care said glitch was d reason i was debited that I will get the money in 24hrs today another1 is saying my card has been compromised and there's nothing like glitch on the system but her colleague wrote i had a purge but she can not find anything @gtbank @cenbank

[Irede @Irede22]

@gtbank @cenbank @instablog9ja Why will a customer care service tell me to wait for money reversal but a week later her colleague is telling me something different

[Irede @Irede22]

@AirtelNigeria customer care said glitch was d reason i was debited that I will get the money in 24hrs today another1 is saying my card has been compromised and there's nothing like glitch on the system but her colleague wrote i had a purge but she can not find anything @gtbank @cenbank

[Irede @Irede22]

I'm not the type of person that like to bring my problem to the public but this one pain me and I feel so cheated how can bankers in the same bank tell me different stories on one account.@gtbank @cenbank

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

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And learn good coping skills to get help. Things you need later in life. If you agree, repost.

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God please, for the rest of my life, I only want to experience ease, solace, happiness, genuine love and peace like a dove 🤲

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