The Conductor

A Murder, On 𝙈𝙔 Owl Express?!
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(Parody/RP Account)

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

Aam back frae mah vacation!
..Joost kiddin', Ah was jist busy wi' directin' an' that.

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

@MementoMoriBoy //why is everyone even having a fit about this??

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

OI, PECKNECK!

[Mario! @MarioStacheBro]

It's-a me, and I'm-a back! I wonder how much I've missed?

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

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what.

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

Oh, jist a matta' a' fact,
I've got summat dat'l wipe t' floor wi' dat thing.

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

..Y-yah, uh, I'll 'ave t' pass on dat one.

[Mecha sonic @Mecha_s0nic]

[Lifting your chin with my hand]

I want you.

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

OI!
DON'T YA' BLUDY DARE SAY THAT!
..Without BUSTING D'EIR KNEES FIRST!

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

..Wwwwhit t-th-
WHIT TE' PECK?!?

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“TURN INTO A GIRL, I said. IT’LL BE FUN, I said. WHY CAN I NEVER CHANGE OUT OF THINGS I DO FOR A HUNDRED FOLLOWERS—”

[help lesbians📌🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @Cutloveme]

TW : RENT and URGENT SURGERY

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Please don't scroll without retweeting this. We still need help with the rent and the surgery took us by surprise... We don't have help from family and our friends can't help us at the moment and that makes everything more difficult.

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

Oh, whit's wrong, lass?

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

HAVEN'T YE BIN 'ERE FUR LIK', TWA HUNDRED PECKIN' YEARS OR SOMETHIN'??

[Superman @Man_OfTomorrowS]

[He'd Rush Off.] "Aw it's not That Way. [He'd Rush Back.] Okay, Yeah you Were Right."

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

Ye'v said that THREE PECKIN' TIMES AWREADY!

[Superman @Man_OfTomorrowS]

"Alright [Reader] I'm Guaranteeing You, 100%! It's This Way!"

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

Ye kin always..eehh..
I dunno, load or something?

[Minato Arisato 🌕 @MementoMoriBoy]

Yes, I get it.
Yes, he lost.
Yes, I was wrong.

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

@ConsoleWonders @VeskScans Oh, thay steal a lot mair than hearts in China.

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

..eehhh..
Haud oan,Haud oan, eeehh..
"Let's go."
I- ehh, I think?

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
PECKIN' HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

These microscopic organisms emit blue light when being disturbed. The magic of bioluminescence:

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

@ICANF33LURPAIN PECK YA', TOO!

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

Oh, PECK OFF, YA' BLUDY FURRY!

[📻 𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑🎙️ @ICANF33LURPAIN]

" So it's a deal then? "

[The Conductor @IrefulD1rector]

..peckpeckpeckpeckPECKPECKPECKPECKPEEEEEEEECK!!