BETELGEUSE!

on the whole . . . being ! dead thing !

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

so why don’t we all make a start ?!

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

i have mastered the art ! of tearing convention apart !

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

https://t.co/3htUpeg8YQ
Hey #lol
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

https://t.co/3htUpeg8YQ
is there a community for natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812. would anyone fw it if i started roleplaying as no1 depressed man pierre or no1 bisexual man anatole

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

/| MISC |/

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

https://t.co/d4F6xUsJtK

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

( one last loudass slurp. )

“…”

“Second half.”

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

[ Eyebrow raise. He's staring back. ]

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

( . . . louder slurping of their juicebox. staring down crowley like the fuckign Freak they are )

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

"It's. A name. Yeah."

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“It’s a great name. Thank you.”

( very casually sipping from a juicebox ! )

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

"Beetle-something. 'Kay."

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

. . . i’m really hot ?

[⚡️Nala Chateur (Parody) ⚡️ @L1GHTN1NG_C4T]

I will never understand what mom sees in you…

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“First half of my name.”

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

[ Squinting. Swatting it away. ]

"A Beetle?"

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“No. There is not. I hold a deep hatred for my other names.”

( thinking … lightbulb ! literally , a lightbulb appears above her head )

“HERE. Here, this works—”

( a beetle starts flying repeatedly into crowley’s face )

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

"Riiighttttt."

[ She does not believe them. At all ]

"So there's nothing Else you could go by instead? Considering you don't Want to tell."

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

a band ! me with my ukulele and killer vocals ! and you with

with That Thing Maybe ! flute ? something wind.

[ᅠᅠ𝓂𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢. @cvntrolentity]

a band ?

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

( staring at crowley. Murderous Intent )

“I can’t. Say it. I’m Cursed. I’m being Dead Serious.”

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

"Sure. And my hair's Bright Pink."

[ are they stupid or are they just like this for the Bit ]

"Go onnnnn. Tell me."

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

@THDMNCROWLEY https://t.co/3htUpeg8YQ
good night tw in!!!! sleep tight get rest i hope the bedbugs hang out with you

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

we should start a band

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

okay … Ominous …

[ᅠᅠ𝓂𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢. @cvntrolentity]

you will see

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“alwaysfuckinghappensohmygodCAN’T SAY IT.”

( why is he mean )

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

[ Both eyebrows raised at the ukulele being smashed. Not necessarily in surprise or anything. ]

"Crowley. And you are?"

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

or what buddy boy ⁉️⁉️

[ᅠᅠ𝓂𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢. @cvntrolentity]

do not.

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“Oh my Gooddddduhhh.”

( he stares at the ukulele. grabs the handle. smashes it against the ground. )

“Who cares. Fuck you.”

“ ”

“Who are you?”

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

[ Crowley catches it, stares at it for a few moments. ]

"..."
"Nah. Not really my thing."

[ stupid grin as they throw it back at Betelgeuse. ]

"No point in tuning it now, anyway. Seeing as you've just snapped one of the strings."

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

Watch Out.

[ᅠᅠ𝓂𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢. @cvntrolentity]

⁉️⁉️⁉️

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

im going to bite you

[ᅠᅠ𝓂𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢. @cvntrolentity]

🤔🤔🤔🤔

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

do it. try it. tune the ukulele Jackass

[ᅠᅠ𝓂𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢. @cvntrolentity]

😁😁😁