CROWLEY

still, forsaken shoulders fall, silent now!

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

Because, underneath it all, Crowley was an optimist.

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

[ Eyebrow raise. He's staring back. ]

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

( . . . louder slurping of their juicebox. staring down crowley like the fuckign Freak they are )

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

"It's. A name. Yeah."

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“It’s a great name. Thank you.”

( very casually sipping from a juicebox ! )

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

"Beetle-something. 'Kay."

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“First half of my name.”

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

[ Squinting. Swatting it away. ]

"A Beetle?"

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“No. There is not. I hold a deep hatred for my other names.”

( thinking … lightbulb ! literally , a lightbulb appears above her head )

“HERE. Here, this works—”

( a beetle starts flying repeatedly into crowley’s face )

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

"Riiighttttt."

[ She does not believe them. At all ]

"So there's nothing Else you could go by instead? Considering you don't Want to tell."

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

( staring at crowley. Murderous Intent )

“I can’t. Say it. I’m Cursed. I’m being Dead Serious.”

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

https://t.co/0GRjlVrrpY
ok its like 1 in the morning so im gonna go to sleep now 👀 ibwill respond at slme pointnwhen i'm awake again Goodnight twin love you /p

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

"Sure. And my hair's Bright Pink."

[ are they stupid or are they just like this for the Bit ]

"Go onnnnn. Tell me."

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“alwaysfuckinghappensohmygodCAN’T SAY IT.”

( why is he mean )

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

[ Both eyebrows raised at the ukulele being smashed. Not necessarily in surprise or anything. ]

"Crowley. And you are?"

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“Oh my Gooddddduhhh.”

( he stares at the ukulele. grabs the handle. smashes it against the ground. )

“Who cares. Fuck you.”

“ ”

“Who are you?”

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

[ Crowley catches it, stares at it for a few moments. ]

"..."
"Nah. Not really my thing."

[ stupid grin as they throw it back at Betelgeuse. ]

"No point in tuning it now, anyway. Seeing as you've just snapped one of the strings."

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“YOU TRY. JACKASS.”

( he chucks the ukulele at crowley Rude )

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

[ Crowley snickers. ]

"You're certainly Trying."

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“OKAY. Okay. Jackass.”

( a string snaps in her hands ! )

“FUCK.”

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

"No, I'm just finding this funny."

[ saying this as if she'd be able to tune it herself ]

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“…Okay. Yeah. Pervert.”

( says this fucking guy. they continue trying to tune their ukulele )

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

"Nothing. Don't mind me, I'm just watching."

[ she still finds the attempted ukulele tuning Stupidly humorous ]

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

( squint. the Questioner )

“What do You want.”

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

@ghostwththemos https://t.co/0GRjlVrZfw
yes because i was born two days ago and i am but a frightened little bug out in the open colours shining and all or whatever .....

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

[ Stupid Grin and a Stupid Little Wave. can we kill them ]

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

( pause. head turn 90-180-270 however many degrees wherever crowley is to Stare at him. )

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

[ Watching from a distance with a stupid smirk on his face. Probably trying not to laugh. ]

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

( trying to tune a ukulele. failing. miserably. he sounds like shit )

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

Why do I have No alcohol 🤦‍♂️ whatever.

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

https://t.co/3A8lFfPujs

[ꨄ @lostaffections]

you idiot. we could've been… us.

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

MISC

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

stuff that i think is fitting to my portrayal of crowley / this account . idk :•p

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

https://t.co/0GRjlVrrpY
hey i know that guy

[ꨄ @lostaffections]

you idiot. we could've been… us.

[ꨄ @lostaffections]

you idiot. we could've been… us.

[CROWLEY @THDMNCROWLEY]

Who wants me. Fall for my engagement bait