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Calling someone 'one in a million' in China means they aren't that special. http://t.co/HHEoJ0AaO4

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One of the rudest things you can do is make eye contact with someone eating McDonald's in their car. http://t.co/mf7gZHJtrU

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http://t.co/1mLQXZZIhZ I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.

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http://t.co/ZWky8NBrWb I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

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Ceilings were just ambitious walls. http://t.co/Z4FPsRtGeB

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Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/MvpnWVkZ0n

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http://t.co/WfSDyIxHyT Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

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Man, I really wish I'd noticed that rubber ducky in the toilet BEFORE I pooped. http://t.co/07ksZwRu

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My FYI's are becoming TMI's. http://t.co/TzPSP4A3

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developing my 4 week-5 hour speed coaching platform

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enjoying the last hour of the day because life is to savored!