Irene Kern

Living the dream one night terror at a time.

[Irene Kern @irenethejerk]

Hey @sfmta_muni,
I’m an unemployed bartender just trying to pay my bills and feed myself. Got a parking citation for briefly blocking a bike lane while trying to pick up a free produce box from @CUESA (🙏). From the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself.

[Irene Kern @irenethejerk]

Party animals 👹👻🤘 #pennysabitch https://t.co/ycwd2m7wsx

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Mexico is more fun with you 🇲🇽👌💘 #muymucho #throwback @ San Francisco International Airport https://t.co/dnHvxGqdV7

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HBD to this Valentine’s queen 👑. Remember when we were drunk assholes running around PV last year? Yeah, me neither. #tbt @ Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco https://t.co/ig7sj0gTrA

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Let me just start by saying that the @speed_rack comedown/decompression/processing period is so, so, SO real. To even attempt to cover all the emotions this event has taken me through… https://t.co/shF7yefVlT

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Video from the first day of #speedrack practice. Voice in the background is sfbarwench yelling at me to be #morefast. The last few weeks have been humbling but have made me grow in more… https://t.co/QHpKpZh7PU

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Happy National Coming Out Day 🏳️‍🌈 circa 2011 #tbt #itsamarathonnotasprint #gaybies @ The Public Works SF https://t.co/5oKpDkrKRy

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Rest in power. #vivalatamalelady @ Clarion Alley https://t.co/kzE88vc6EH

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Let’s go back to Mexico 🐋 #tbt @ Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco https://t.co/yb15lL92KI

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祝你生日快樂媽媽! 🎂❤️🎉 https://t.co/fu9LV4i0Gc

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Right before the blackout 👽 #tbt #ifuckinglovenewyork @ East Village, Manhattan https://t.co/w1M4s4pGxd

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First SF Pride, 2011 🌈🐣🙈 #tbt @ Mission Dolores Park https://t.co/zSEBOGxLW4

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Thank you for always being a friendly face on Sixth Street, for bringing me food while I was working next door, and always hooking it up with extra tofu spring rolls when you knew I was… https://t.co/2C22nfJJc3

[Irene Kern @irenethejerk]

✨🖤 FAM 🖤✨ @ The Battery https://t.co/zKp5RkgDcx

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💖💐🌈 https://t.co/1X6slMJemU

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Acting natural w/ natural wine 🍷HBD ocho8ocho 💅 @ Ruby Wine https://t.co/1Y8zax09US

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Mild hyperbole 4 #fridaythe13th 👻 #mood #fbf p.s. New York– I’m coming for you in two weeks 🌭💣🤘… https://t.co/VWMZxC6QXp

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Another #tbt, another #mirrorselfie 🇲🇽🌮🍹 @ Hyatt Ziva Puerto Vallarta https://t.co/Sufvdyo2BV

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A year ago I was alone in Paris trying to look casual while taking advantage of every reflective… https://t.co/X3fz2AHhti

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Chianti Suavé 🔥. Jacket by @SaucyJazz. Hat by moi. Toothpick by Fitz. #mcm @ ABV https://t.co/jclvHpLQg6