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¿Por qué todo el mundo habla y nadie dice nada?

[🌸 @iresisan]

No hay nada más satisfactorio que ver el glow down físico de quien te cae mal ✨

[Naz @nazbowling102]

Are tattoo artists not allowed to tell people no or are they actual psychopaths

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How it feels living in a household where one persons mood determines the mood for the whole house.

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

When a game has a gender selection option

[Piano Purist🪓 @TheOGPurist_]

Bro said he fell in love with her because she made him stand in a line when he wanted to pay😭😭

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

finding out the Minionese singing winner won a golden banana and the others recieved giant bags of popcorn

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[nic @nicsxthearts]

México y Ecuador insultandose con los números de homicidios y desaparecidos

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

I’m fucking crying

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[Care @_chronicsilly]

The American penis has CRACKED gay people 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅 🗽

[-ˏˋ amethyst ˊˎ- @charlessmithsgf]

me tomorrow morning

[Jay  @Jayzus_]

I dont think niggas quite grasp how insane this is

[Snellby Kay (Brenda) @batmanandsobbin]

It WAS more affordable. Tickets didn’t expire so you could hoard them forever. Hotels got as low as $60 a night. The meal plan was a crazy deal. It was great and I mourn it

[giu @serpentskt]

quarto de uma mulher de 22 anos

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

they got marie-antoinette for less

[🫧 @myangelancholia]

goodbye oomfs

[Rajnandini🐧 @FragileEgoSlyer]

They relied on YouTube for a home delivery. This is literally murder.

[Mehrdaad @iranianwario]

I'm staying on spanish twitter