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[I Review Chairs @ireviewchairs]

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[I Review Chairs @ireviewchairs]

@Halo @XBOXSupport nice

[kawlums @KawlunDram]

cop: I witnessed you consuming alcohol while driving your motor vehicle

me: nonononononono officer you’ve got it all wrong this is liquid death it is a can of water you see [picks up a nearly empty wine bottle]

[zach @psychicpebble]

there's a lot to unpack here so i'll go point by point and explain why everything in this tweet is straight up misinfo paid for by the Kremlin (unless community notes gets to it first? lol). a thread 🧵(1/17)

[I Review Chairs @ireviewchairs]

Can we get accurate pie charts for the stats screen? @PlayXDefiant

[Zeefu @zeefu_apx]

@LoveIsback24 Two singing niggas are having an actual shootout. Rap has evolved.

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

somebody say you a sex criminal what you gon say “nuh uh” ?

[drewfromtv @DrewFromTV]

#Phish at the #Sphere
I swear I just talked to God
I would give you all my money, stick my dick in a blender and swear off pussy for the rest of my life in exchange for this.
Bro I met God tonight for real. I feel like I just got saved by Jesus no lie

[Conspiratorial Report @CnsprtrlRprt]

Jim Carrey is an active Hollywood serial killer, and it all started when Jim auditioned for Saturday Night Live when he was dropped in favor of Charles Rocket. Who's is Charles Rocket? The villain in Dumb and Dumber. Rocket was found dead in a field near his home with his throat cut. His death was rules as "suicide."
In Dumb and Dumber, Jim Carrey improvised the line “they catch him half mile down the road and SLIT HIS THROAT.”
Jim Carrey's other victims: Cathriona White, Jonathan Brandis, Chris Benoit.

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Tom Waits and the Banjo Kazooie soundtrack are the same genre of music

[Apogee Entertainment @Apogee_Ent]

REMEDY GAMES GIVEAWAY (APOGEE ERA)!

In the wake of all of Remedy's success, we're giving away an unopened mint condition Max Payne PC retail box, AND a mint Death Rally CD case.

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[David Szymanski @DUSKdev]

@TimSweeneyEpic @PVNKTHVG Would you be willing to return Unreal Gold to all storefronts in the name of the free market, then?

[Kaptain Jiheishou @KptJiheishou]

Power by kanye should’ve been the credits song to oppenheimer

[I Review Chairs @ireviewchairs]

@biggestjoel

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

you know whats weird. they really spent like 5 years of our childhoods really fucking gassing up Johnny Appleseed. would not shut the fuck up about him. like he was some legendary american colossus or something then after 4th grade he evaporated like yezhov from that stalin photo

[kawlums @KawlunDram]

@billdsilkworth @mtracey Manson got his ass beat by the Beach Boys’ drummer lmfao he was a fucking loser

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Talked to friend today. Full time job but cant afford down payment on a house. Late 20s. Single. Huge cock. Balls same size as eachother. No kids. Bulging vein running all the way up the shaft is begging to be touched. Has given up on ever owning a home. Things are bleak indeed

[Kaptain Jiheishou @KptJiheishou]

i want anya taylor joy to plant her alien eggs in me and have her children burst out of my body in a shower of gore

[kawlums @KawlunDram]

I love going back and playing counter-strike source but I don’t love joining a new server and having to download the quake 3 sound library, an entire season of the simpsons and the valorant anti-cheat

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(beautiful velvety baritone voice) jokerman dance to the nightingale tune