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Don't mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU..

[SMILE ☺ @irfan0201]

Wife said..aaj kal tyohar ka mausam chal raha h. chota mota gold ka kuch le do. Husband went and bought "CHOTA GOLD FLAKE.@Laugh_Riot

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B- ILU my jan,com in my lyf & stay in my hart.GRL-sndal nikalu kya. B-Hat pagli mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai,Bindas pehn kr aja @Laugh_Riot

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EtiHAD to buy a 24% stake in JEt.. Wonder if they decide to rename the airline, would it be called JE-HAD Airways :-) @Laugh_Riot

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The best advertisement line against Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries n all junk food:- "Few moments on Lips, Forever on Hips! @Laugh_Riot

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W: agr meri shadi: Devil se bhi hoti to itni pareshan nhi hoti, tumare sath hu Hus: par blood relation me shadiyan kaha hoti hai @Laugh_Riot

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BBM Android, Android BBM ,BBM iphone, iphone BBM, BBM Gutthi, Gutthi BBM,I-phone Android , Android - Blackberry, BBM - Babaji ka @Laugh_Riot

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25k k phone lia 600 ka sirf rental Har Bar hang hone pr wait kra.Rebot hone pr bhi sabr raka Itna sabh jhelne k bad kya mila #BB @Laugh_Riot

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Bigdi Hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani Hai. 20% Hum Bachpan se kamine the Aur. 80% is updating ki meharbani Hai @Laugh_Riot

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Snta 2 grl:"I Love U" Girl slaps him n says,Kamine kya bola tu? Snta slaps her bac n says,kamini jab suna nahi to, thapad Q mara @Laugh_Riot

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In a disco boy: wld u lyk 2 dance wid me? girl(nakhre se) main bache k sath nhi nachti. boy-oh sorry i didn't know u r pregnant @Laugh_Riot

[SMILE ☺ @irfan0201]

Your Bosses and Colleagues Want To See You Doing Well, But Not Better Than Them. @Laugh_Riot

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Snta:Dekh teri biwi ko sap kat raha hi! Bnta: Abey wo kat nahi raha. uska Zeher khatam ho gya hai to wo RECHARGE Karwane aya hai @Laugh_Riot

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Alexnder: sir Wht's d difrnce in lyk n luv? Socratis ans: Whn u lyk flowr, u jst pluck it. Bt whn u luv a flowr, u watr it daily @Laugh_Riot

[SMILE ☺ @irfan0201]

In disco boy-would u lyk 2 dance wid me? girl (nakhre se) - main bacche ke saath nhi nachti,boy-oh sory i didn't no ur pregnant @Laugh_Riot

[SMILE ☺ @irfan0201]

Asharam bapu is innocent, he used AXE deo which drew girl towards him. Ram jethmalani @Laugh_Riot

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economical thought: 'best line which helps you save money when going for dinner with your girlfriend- "Bol kya khayegi MOTI?" @Laugh_Riot

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Insaan sub se zyada maafi kis ké saamané mangta hai? Guess, guess! Bihkari ke saamné ---- "Maaf karo Baba @Laugh_Riot

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3 living being r immune to cold on earth: 1.Polar bears 2.Penguins 3.Females wearing sleeveless & backless at marriages in wintr @Laugh_Riot

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Wife: Apko meri khobsurati zayada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi? Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki adat bahut achi lagti hai @Laugh_Riot

[SMILE ☺ @irfan0201]

Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall .... And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch .... It'll move on its own! @Laugh_Riot