colette

duck keeper

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

a very lonely part of the barrens at dusk

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

@LainPlusArisu I got Gold Rushes from a lady at the market and they were really yummy

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

absolutely obscene cravings for an apple

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

I get him

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

@LainPlusArisu I am partial to Pink Ladies, Cosmic Crisps, Granny Smiths in regards to store bought apples but my favorite apple I have ever had was something called a sundowner.

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

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[colette @iri_doki_doki]

going to try and build the ducks a perch.. I went in the coop and they were standing on the bale of straw

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

@FKFTSH @awawawhoami Like sorry but pull your head out of your ass for two seconds and actually sit and think about what she's saying.

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

@FKFTSH @awawawhoami there is not a single sexual encounter someone can have where you can explicitly say that "no harm" will be caused, either immediately, or retroactively. "Harm" in and of itself is relatively and can and will be influenced by what is adjacent to someone.

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

@hellspatisserie she doesnt embellish at all and it makes people absolutely internally crumble.

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

@hellspatisserie she is consistently right but everyone has to do the whole boisterous display of pretending to not understand what shes saying. gets so embarassing

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

@coacoded im going to be transparent it was very delicious and I think it would actually make alot of japanese people very happy

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

What am I doing man

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

doing something ridiculous. Curry udon is very viable as a food, and I have leftover chili so im gonna try making chili udon

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

@yolkangel it was delicious and I think im on to something

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

doing something ridiculous. Curry udon is very viable as a food, and I have leftover chili so im gonna try making chili udon

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

@serf_avenger this is 95% of queers where I live and the rest are puppygirls.

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

@horseanimefan23 there are many bones

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

these sardines are great, $3.49 for a can as opposed to like $6.99 for the other stupid brands.. incredibly firm and not squishy at all.. good dines!

[🩵⚙️ happy-go-lucky girl 🔩🩵 🇵🇸 @h0shiNohate]

it may sound hypocritical but i do think monolingual english has a severely damaging effect on the psyche. only being capable of communicating in the most accommodated-for language in the world, a language of commerce, aversely affects your soul

[colette @iri_doki_doki]

@paramitanoia wear crazy underwear