This christmas, please consider not buying a bunch of useless shit that bloats the coffers of wealthy parasites.
Instead, give your time and attention.
If you must spend, buy a homeless person a hotel during a snowstorm so they don't die.
Our elders deserve our respect and love, of course. But can't we be learn to become content with a single natural lifetime? All I ask is that you reflect on this if you ever require oral surgery to correct decades of bathing your teeth in corrosive chemicals.
Want to make the world a better place? Outlaw dentistry, immediately.
Hear me out:
It's been determined by studying thousands of years of human skulls that humans are only supposed to live for about 35 years, give or take.
35 years seems to be a pretty good run for a lifetime, without gunking up the works. Instead, each successive generation will be tasked with toiling to meet the needs of their overripe elders who gobble up everything, produce nothing, and still expect a senior discount!
Today we give thanks to the creator of the universe, mainly for giving us food. We could just as easily curse the creator for giving us hunger, but it's probably best not to.
A man, blackout drunk, fell from a cruise ship. He swam in shark infested waters for 20 hours before being rescued. Finally home, he put on pants he had forgotten to bring on the cruise. In the pocket was a fortune from a cookie which read: "Life's a beach, enjoy the waves."
What's the difference between past, pre-birth lives and past-lives as in a younger self? It seems we live so long and so quickly now that we may live multiple "lives" in the same Life!
You go through all that trouble just to get them to look your way, good. But it's like fishing. It does no good to get them to bite if you can't reelem in. You need work on your lines!