bad drampa

musician at: my opinions are just nonsensical enough to be understood

[bad drampa @iridule]

If someone finds a secure way to eliminate having to log into shit I'll d ride them forever

[bad drampa @iridule]

How do you adapt to a world where AI outdoes everyone at everything? Do things that have never been done before.

[bad drampa @iridule]

This christmas, please consider not buying a bunch of useless shit that bloats the coffers of wealthy parasites.

Instead, give your time and attention.

If you must spend, buy a homeless person a hotel during a snowstorm so they don't die.

[bad drampa @iridule]

Our elders deserve our respect and love, of course. But can't we be learn to become content with a single natural lifetime? All I ask is that you reflect on this if you ever require oral surgery to correct decades of bathing your teeth in corrosive chemicals.

[bad drampa @iridule]

Want to make the world a better place? Outlaw dentistry, immediately.

Hear me out:

It's been determined by studying thousands of years of human skulls that humans are only supposed to live for about 35 years, give or take.

[bad drampa @iridule]

35 years seems to be a pretty good run for a lifetime, without gunking up the works. Instead, each successive generation will be tasked with toiling to meet the needs of their overripe elders who gobble up everything, produce nothing, and still expect a senior discount!

[bad drampa @iridule]

damn this bitch really wants her jamba juice

[bad drampa @iridule]

Jim Morrison's dad started the Vietnam war

[bad drampa @iridule]

techno-jainism it is

[bad drampa @iridule]

Not into having sex, I'm into making love

[bad drampa @iridule]

Today we give thanks to the creator of the universe, mainly for giving us food. We could just as easily curse the creator for giving us hunger, but it's probably best not to.

[bad drampa @iridule]

Ordering delivery is to cooking what masturbation is to sex

[bad drampa @iridule]

A man, blackout drunk, fell from a cruise ship. He swam in shark infested waters for 20 hours before being rescued. Finally home, he put on pants he had forgotten to bring on the cruise. In the pocket was a fortune from a cookie which read: "Life's a beach, enjoy the waves."

[bad drampa @iridule]

What's the difference between past, pre-birth lives and past-lives as in a younger self? It seems we live so long and so quickly now that we may live multiple "lives" in the same Life!

[bad drampa @iridule]

You go through all that trouble just to get them to look your way, good. But it's like fishing. It does no good to get them to bite if you can't reelem in. You need work on your lines!

[bad drampa @iridule]

The astrologers were the premier procrastinators: always waiting until the stars reach perfect orientation to justify beginning their work

[bad drampa @iridule]

Depression is often the shadowy echo of an experience of profound joy

[bad drampa @iridule]

There will come a moment which justifies every struggle

[bad drampa @iridule]

I am grateful for the difficulties and pain we endure in our lives without which moments of ease and repose and release could not be so sweet