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[Nicholas J. Stelzner @stelzner_n1150]

Nothing like waking up to take a piss only to find out we went to war with Iran.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

You own a house in Puerto Rico and fly it’s flag when it’s convenient.

Rather than saying “fake American”, just say what you really mean.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Take that period painkiller, there is no need to suffer

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Bad Bunny has a chance to do the funniest thing ever by inviting Zach Bryan to sing the anti-ICE song at the Super Bowl.

[Jasmine 💕 @hausofJazzy]

Chelley chose Ace and still wants Chris to chase her? I’m losttttt baby #LoveIslandUSA

[evil elly @laffodiI]

wonder if the beach is thinking of me, too

[DDG @PontiacMadeDDG]

i’ll never stop calling this app “twitter”

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Can’t believe Elon and Trump broke up during Pride month

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

[alfie @alfienxo]

"YoU're AlwAyS tHe FiRst To LeEve wOrk"

god forbid i act my wage

[RAÚL @rauwalejandro]

como me gustas tu a mi

[kmiluchis @camilarz_]

Rata inmunda
Animal rastrero
Escoria de la vida
Adefesio mal hecho

[kmiluchis @camilarz_]

se murió Paquita la del Barrio y en su honor yo seguiré odiando a los hombres

[hunter* @y2khunter]

crazy how a tiny sperm can turn into a giant toxic ass, ungrateful ass, non-cooking ass, cashapp begging ass hoe

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The Kendrick Lamar halftime show was meant for people who understand how tariffs work.

[noah @capsboybebop]

as a philadelphia eagles fan since february 2025 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me

[CantGuardBook @CGBBURNER]

@MySportsUpdate the video:

[daily sanrio ʚ♡ɞ @daiIysanrio]

“wyd after work?” me:

[DailyRapFacts @DailyRapFacts]

“THE REVOLUTION IS ABOUT TO BE TELEVISED, YOU PICKED THE RIGHT TIME BUT THE WRONG GUY” - Kendrick Lamar