@AndrsElizondo6 el mae es un correlón y todos los pases eran retrasados (como ellos), los centros hiper pasadísimos, frustrante jugar con ese equipo de muertazos, nada pudo hacer
This Portugese midfield has to be my biggest disappointment of the entire World Cup... What do you mean Bruno, Vitinha and Neves are completely useless together? How can this happen? How are they so in-effective?
Is it tactics? Is it lazyness? Nerves? Who is to blame? 🇵🇹
We grew up around younger women. We saw how they told us we were not on their level.
They were partying with older men, getting into clubs for free, sitting in VIP sections, having no jobs but wearing expensive clothes, hair and the latest phones, with their bills being paid.
They had so many older men they could call for money and gifts, and we saw cars coming to pick these women up at universities every Friday night. They
call us broke for not having a car and money at 22 years old even thought they don’t have a car.
Meanwhile, we were hustling and focused on making money. We finally made it in our late 30s, and now you want men to go date a woman who is 40 because she is “mature”? Mature in what? Multiple dicks , trauma, heartbreak, and high body counts? No.
Let these men go enjoy what you enjoyed at a young age. What happened to those men you were partying with? Why didn’t they marry you?
If you didn’t struggle and build with these men in their 20s, you have no fuckin right to tell them to marry older women in their 30s and 40s. We don’t want no retired menopausal baddie.
Yall can go to hell.
Te llamás Hans, tenes 31 años y acabás de llegar del partido del Mundial.
Alemania fue humillada por Paraguay (hay más alemanes en su equipo que en el tuyo).
Al día siguiente, a las 6:45 de la mañana, volves al trabajo, con un impuesto del 60% para financiar la transición energética, el cambio de género y la asistencia social que tu gobierno distribuye a los inmigrantes eritreos que se declaran homosexuales para encajar en el sistema.
Este verano, lo pasás con 38 grados de calor sin aire acondicionado porque tu Partido Verde lo catalogó como un arma de destrucción masiva.
En el supermercado, tus salchichas favoritas fueron reemplazadas por las de grillo, subsidiadas con tus impuestos para salvar a los pingüinos.
En tu trabajo te declaraste no binario porque es la única forma de poder conseguir un ascenso, gracias a la discriminación positiva.
El agua caliente te cuesta 18 centavos el litro desde que te cortaron el gas ruso. Te duchás en tres minutos y el consorcio te manda cartas de documento porque tu consumo supera el límite energético federal. Llorás bajo el agua tibia.
A los 16 años, protestaste contra las centrales nucleares y elegiste a Angela Merkel, quien implementó las medidas. Ahora, el gas ruso está cortado, la industria de motores de combustión interna está en declive y la electricidad es un lujo: incluso estás considerando quemar tus muebles de IKEA para calentar tu casa este invierno.
Mientras tanto, tu primo lejano Friedrich, en Paraguay, paga 0% de impuestos, arranca su camioneta Ford V8 de 5 litros y se prepara para celebrar con un asado y cerveza alemana.
Va a ser un verano de mierda, Hans, y esto es solo el principio.
Germany did not lose the World Cup yesterday. It was robbed from a title by Americans.
Some insane info from people close to the team:
1. German players could not sleep the night before because of gunshots outside the hotel
2. Hotel manager kept offering fentanyl to German coaches, when they refused he called them "eurocucks"
3. Many players got sick because hotels had AC blasting extremely cold
4. Hotel staff kept playing loud African-American rap music at 3am
5. The German hotel was a 5-hour drive from the stadium
6. Players were served only chicken nuggets
7. The water cost $12 + tip so the team was dehydrated
This is what happens when you let a country with no culture host the world's biggest sports tournament