Iris Wildthyme

I’m Iris Wildthyme. Transtemporal adventuress extraordinaire! || #DoctorWho #DWRP N/SFW-18+ #Scribbl35 (Absolutely no connection to Big Finish, Doctor Who, etc)

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

“There’s naught wrong with my faculties that a push-up bra wouldn’t sort out. So stop fussing!”

Saviour of the multiverse with my best friend: Panda.

Likes: booze, partying with famous people all over time and space while being fashionable, and getting up to no good.

♥ & 🔄

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

@RealAJCrowley Depends on what you said.

That Oxford comma can mean a world of difference sometimes.

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

@mikee3711 @bigfinish Ya forgot Panda, lovey. I ain’t getting stranded anywhere without Panda. Again. He’d never forgive me!

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

@TemporalLock8 @UNITs_IT_Girl @LordMusketeer Nice to know I’m still popular around here, luvvy. Rather lost track of time. You know how it is.

Besides, between you and me, I was hoping to skip the whole 2020/2021 altogether. Gets a bit dicey around then.

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

@memequeensusan Your TARDIS is literally a Police Box.

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

@clockworkpanda_ //Lol. That’s alright. I’ve gotta get to bed soon, anyhoo. Got work later.

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

//A PANDA!!!!! Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes! And add a few more Yeses for good measure!

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

@clockworkpanda_ It wasn’t vodka. It was tequila. I thought you of all people would know the difference.

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

@clockworkpanda_ There you are, Panda love. I’ve been looking all over for you, ya know! I’ve been to every pub, bar, tavern, canteen, brothel, and halfway house for wayward girls from here to the Andromeda and back.

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

… something seems off.

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

Chibnal Stan? Don’t know him, lovie.

If you mean that Chibnal bloke who writes for the Doctor’s adventures? Then nah. He seems to embellish a bit too much for my taste. Always hammering on about some ‘moral’ or another… blegh. Not everything has some deeper meaning.

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

No, pretty sure it’s a leggy blond. But she might be wearing a teddy for all I know.

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

@DI_Sigma Eh, I promised Panda I’d wait up for him. He’s on a ‘date’.

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

And the HAIR! Dearie me, I’ve seen tacky, but come on! That rubbish was ridiculous.

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

Oh, I dunno. I kinda like it. Better than the 2000s and 2010s… now those were some cheesy styles, let me tell you.

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

Absolutely. Helpless but entertaining.

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

Oh, ain’t that the truth, lovie. But boy, if they aren’t fun. Ever been to the 1960s earth? Let me tell you, 𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓎 knew how to have a good time.

[Dr. Jane Foster @JaneFosterPHD]

Interaction call!
ㅤ ⠀
♡ for a gif starter.

↺ to spread the word.

♡↺ doing both allows you to enter my dms to plot.

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[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

@OurSarahJane Oh, good. Because it would be a pain in the backside to try explaining the Clockwork and all that to you. Basically, I have 2 livers instead of 2 hearts. And I can bounce between dimensions in me handy ol’ 22 Double Decker bus…well, TARDIS. But she likes being called the Bus.

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

@DI_Sigma Oh, okay then.

[Iris Wildthyme @Iris_Wildthyme]

Oi, I didn’t say I was with him. I meant LIKE him. Ya cheeky girl. Not that I’d mind.