The Musketeer

A Renegade Time Lord. Rather keen to adventure with new people.

Open to any kind of RP with any and all crossovers (if I know it).

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

I suppose I ought to do one of these...

* Time Lord OC
* Descriptive/Detailed as you
* OC/crossover friendly
* SFW or NSFW welcome
* BBRP oldie, twitter RP newbie

... Is there something else you might need, old chap?

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

I always thought that both "Sea Devils" and "Silurians" were deeply inadequate names. "The First Earthlings" rings a much clearer note to me.

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

I always thought that both "Sea Devils" and "Silurians" were deeply inadequate names. "The First Earthlings" rings a much clearer note to me.

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

Human society is still struggling with the basics of epidemiology and virology, I see. Perhaps I'll skip ahead another 200 years...

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

Human society is still struggling with the basics of epidemiology and virology, I see. Perhaps I'll skip ahead another 200 years...

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

I don't understand the appeal of vampires. Aren't they just creepy, rich white folks with a kink? The cult of the Elon Musk?

Perhaps Dracula, Spike, Edward, or Lestat might swing by and enlighten me. I'd love to get them under the light of my scanner...

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

I've been in the TARDIS memory banks for a couple of hours. Turns out that once I was the King of Spain.

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

Certain humans will fill their houses with guns but avoid medicines. It's like a death cult. And not the sexy kind.

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

Regeneration Peculiarities Part x: Giving instructions to barbers and hairdressers. I was fully halfway through giving the shocked young man instructions to trim my beard until I remembered: I look like a cis woman now.

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

@UNITs_IT_Girl The Musketeer doffed her frankly spectacular hat. "Of course, M-" she interrupted herself, "Osgood." Then she offered another cheeky smile, head still bowed. "How else might I be of service?"

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

@UNITs_IT_Girl The Musketeer immediately took a long step back, and inclined her head in a small bow. She raised her voice to a more conversational level. "Of course, Ms. Osgood. How is this?"

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

@UNITs_IT_Girl "Oh no," she whispered, learning in closer once again. "Then you should tell me to stop, and I will disappear like so much space dust..."

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

@UNITs_IT_Girl "Now," said the Musketeer as she drew back from that barest of touches, "don't you feel protected?"

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

@UNITs_IT_Girl "Well..." the Musketeer began, and then leant forward to lay a soft kiss on the air just above Osgood's quivering lips.

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

@UNITs_IT_Girl The Musketeer's eyebrow cocked of it's own accord at the new aspect Osgood's voice had taken on. She wondered absently how many more sounds the human had in her.
"Would you consider protection from monastic ennui important, perhaps?" The Musketeer licked her lips delicately.

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

@UNITs_IT_Girl The Musketeer couldn't help it; she broke out in what she was sure was a lascivious smile. She pressed herself a little more closely against the timorous scientist. Lips a little closer now, she lowered her voice to a whisper. "You honestly can't think of any reason?"

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

@UNITs_IT_Girl "Why, the fact that this never happens to you, of course!" she shook her head in mock-disappointment. "What are the humans of this world coming to?"

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

@UNITs_IT_Girl "No need to be sorry at all, Ms. Osgood, although I am very sorry to hear about your predicament. Perhaps I might help to improve the situation in future?"

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

@UNITs_IT_Girl "Hello, my dear Ms. Osgood. I haven't changed that much, have I? It has been decades since my last regeneration, after all..." She cocked an eyebrow and waited for recognition to win out over the shock on the young scientist's face.

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

@FlaxenSass

[The Musketeer @LordMusketeer]

I've been hearing a lot about magical teens of late. I can't imagine anything worse...