Scariest part of Halloween? Oh gee i don’t know, maybe: debt, not finding a parking spot, doing all the work for a group project, failing exams, or not being able to nap. Oh wait that’s every day in college lol
it’s already HALFWAY OVER
we are going to FINISH THIS SEMESTER STRONG
we’re gonna PASS THESE CLASSES
we’re gonna get this BREAD, obtain this GRAIN, and BAG these BAGUETTES these last couple weeks
LETS DO IT
We pregnancy checked cows today and one had a tag with the number “2319” and I yelled “WE’VE GOT A TWENTY THREE NINETEEN!!” and no one laughed or knew what I was talking about and now I’m actively job hunting because I’ll never flourish in this environment.
I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.