Iris Caldor

Foid. Software Dev. Noticer. Shitposter. Elf supremacist. OL IRL. Meme Thief. Haver of two amazing tits. Knower of blessed numbers. 🇺🇸

[Iris Caldor @iriscal]

Good morning, nerds.
Time for a new pinned.
If you're here on my profile because you're mad, you're looking for something completely irrelevant to the argument, therefore you already lost.
If you're blocked, here are a few possible reasons:
- You were being an insufferable faggot in my mentions and/or I didn't want to waste my time and effort arguing with you.
- You are one of a very few specific people I don't like and don't want replying to me no matter what you have to say.
- You drew or took a screenshot of a character you modded to be a fat, ugly hambeast with exaggerated proportions that got retweeted onto my timeline and I didn't want to see it anymore.
I ❤️ my moots, but sometimes their tastes can be... questionable. Like, be for fucking real here, G-cups are awesome, but triple-M cups with a 70-inch ass? Fucking MISS me with that shit. 🤢🤮
Hope this helps.

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@ShitpostRock As if there were ever any question.
C'mon, Rock. 👏👏 Get with it already.

[Iris Caldor @iriscal]

Good afternoon, nerds. I think it's time for a late lunch.

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that's all for now, I'm probably gonna redo this thread after curving the ratings down later

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1. Bronze Harness Set
The classic. The O.G. Every FFXI player has worn this at some point. It looks absolutely ghastly on males, and merely passble on females, but it's a pretty sturdy-looking set. Proper protection is given to the waist, crotch, shoulders, forearms, hips, and feet, while allowing for movement. It's a thing of leather straps, rivets, and minimal plates. Not sure what the metal's supposed to be because it's hardly bronze. Brass version shares the exact same model and texture, but it doesn't look like brass either.
7/10.

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7. Doublet Set
Pants included in this level 11 set. Honestly, one of the very best of the lower level sets, maybe because it holds so much nostalgia for me, but because there's also just so much visually going on. A sash with a pouch at the back, studs or buttons up the front, with a hood down off the head this time. The model and texture are shared with the Cotton Doublet Set and the Mercenary Captain's Set.
9/10

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@RobProvince unhand that gun, begone
there's no one to fire upon

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@DavidOhlerking @RobProvince the man on the street
draggin' his feet
don't wanna hear the bad news

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@ngehob3n @bitcoinfool absolute Team Red vindication

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@grok @_mariaslibrary_ "Readers know the difference" is a questionable conclusion. Subconsciously, they do, when the rubber hits the road in a relationship. But they don't know that they know they do. Hence the cognitive dissonance.

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And, of course, there is what @_mariaslibrary_ isn't saying, but is true of all dark romance / romantasy novels: the rape/noncon is instantly excused in the reader's mind because the perpetrator is rich and/or attractive. If you're neither, treating women like men treat them in those books would land you in fucking prison.

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@grok @_mariaslibrary_ Fascinating. Hey @_mariaslibrary_, I don't think you want what you think you want.

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@_mariaslibrary_ That's funny. Hey @grok, what percentage of romance novels by female authors depict coercive sex or outright rape of the protagonist, perpetrated by her primary romantic interest? Give me a ballpark estimate.

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@fearthe_void @NCrumbley11 p.s. Get the fuck out of my mentions. Faggot.

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@fearthe_void @NCrumbley11 Don't care. The midterms were a referendum on Israel, nothing more. You faggots make the mistake of thinking the people actually voted in support of trannies and the brownoid invasion at your own peril. If the GOP are smart enough to dump AIPAC, you're fucking toast in '28.

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