iris

luck of the iris

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Me to Cartman watching the show for the first time at 15

[doomer @uncledoomer]

would be very interesting to still have lobsters this size around today. where's little jimmy? oh he got too close to the beach and was dragged away by a lobster. very tragic. but such is life in new england.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

Bruh do you know how crazy of numbers you gotta be doin for the boss to do a crossover with you?!?

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[Patrick @audiohymn]

*trying to explain the plot of a movie that isn't The Outsiders* Honestly I don't even think Ponyboy Curtis shows up in this one

[shiv de lioncourt @ripleyesque]

i love this stupid silly absurd lesbian movie so much like it’s everything i could’ve ever wanted in a movie and more

[re: emma @evemmore]

mixing friend groups for my birthday makes me feel like graham norton

[Pop Base @PopBase]

🚨 Harry Styles announces new album ‘Kiss All The Time. Disco, Ocassionally.’

Out March 6th.

[DRUSKI @druski]

Mega Church Pastors LOVE Money 😂😭

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

they changed where they put stuff at my supermarket

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

‘Olive The Other Reindeer’ premiered 26 years ago today on FOX.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

the best cookie ever is them Subway White Michael Damien cookies

[clara ☘️ @capy_clara]

my friend watched challengers and thought patrick was looking longingly at the dunkin breakfast bagel because tashi's last name was duncan and he missed her so bad. I'm in tears

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[Lu @blxcksaint]

This app always been good for contemporary anthropology

[vomit @GooeyWood]

I think about this video from time to time

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

I think I could handle 3-4 ladyboys but 7 is a lot. There’s no shame in losing that fight

[iris @iriskessler]

my dad is strategizing already for thanksgiving dinner and just sent me this chart

[iris @iriskessler]

@dreamybluntz no :(

[iris @iriskessler]

my childhood neighbor is still refusing to tell me where he hid every time we played flashlight tag. he is 23.