Iris North

Music Writer for @Planetmosh , @ContactMusic , and others.

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My review of Trash Talk - Tangle (EP), for @ContactMusic : https://t.co/D2UutRfdNq

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My review of Buzzcocks - Spiral Scratch and Time's Up! (ri), on @Dominorecordco , for @ContactMusic : https://t.co/juPcMMz5XF

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Week 52: Pick your favorite! Semifinals start next week! @GhostBcOfficial or #BlueOysterCult ? #bandversus

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Week 51: Pick your favorite! @BoltThrower or @Benediction ? #bandversus

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Have you heard the joke about butter? ...Better not tell you - you might spread it.

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Q: What's at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A: A nervous wreck!

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The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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She took a bad picture of a field of wheat. it was grainy.

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He was fired from the calendar factory when he took a few days off.

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She stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on her.

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A theatrical performance about puns is a play on words.

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The strongest days are Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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2 blood cells met and fell in love. It was in vein.

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Shout out to anyone who doesn't know the opposite of in!

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Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas!

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How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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Thanks for explaining the word "many" to her. it means a lot.

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I saw a huge seagull today. It was big enough to be a D gull. But not big enough to be an eagle.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!