Captain commander

I do my best work when you're oblivious

[acervo sad gatinhos @justdene]

o ficante de segunda me mordeu e ficou roxo. o de sexta viu a marca, me mordeu também e soltou “pro outro ver que eu também sei morder”

[KEllys.🍃 @maziwafresh]

"wewe endelea kuishi vile ulikuwa unaishi before tuanze ku date" is a hard line.

Up there with "Jesus Wept"

[ˢᶦˡᵛᵃ ʲʳ @SilvaaJrr_]

gente!
fui promovido...
minha psicóloga me encaminhou para o psiquiatra

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Wazungu hukua special people. Huku ukipata stroke unapelekwa hospital very fast kabla ikumalize hio half ingine.

[Emmiewinnie @Emmie_fly]

Gay person asking me for directions*

Me: "Go Straight"

[B.Rozs ♰ @iambellaroz]

It gets to a point and I’m at that point.

[belle @yeagerrzz]

amadurecer é entender que o verdadeiro vilão de attack on titan é a pessoa que te indicou

[eden @museofdreams13]

just now finding out from breaking news that the horrifying storm i drove through to get ice cream yesterday was actually a tornado..

[ؘ @hildsbrach]

ainda bem que existe a hipocrisia pra eu poder fazer hoje o que eu critiquei ontem

[T.C ⓸ @TeeCeeComics]

The delivery of this line was everything

[Spev.V2 @SpevV2]

I’m beyond ready

[❧ lynxx. || Eng Dub Arc 🌞 ! @eiji_is_mine]

there’s genuinely no way, the largest recorded lynx’s name is Aslan…

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

it’s about the journey not about the destination homie

[𝗦𝗺𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗲𝗕𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿☆ @carameloreos]

"I didn't expect that from you "
Hio ni mambo yako aki

[Kessi @sugurulover23]

Casually stumbling into the most insane comment i have ever read

[P🫧 @pontsho_x]

my spark is gone ( I'm broke )

[Elio 🖤 @SageNroses_]

I love when a man tells me he wants to be more than friends because I could really use an assistant rn.

[Rick @bertdernernert]

Poor bloke

[mraes⁴⁴ @sophiamraes]

desculpa a demora pra responder é que aqui no vale da sombra da morte nao pega sinal