To sum up how the honeymoon is going:
In America, I’ll always ask for a drink that’s fruity with rum, and I almost always end up with a rum runner.
In Jamaica? I’ve gotten a different drink every time, each one more delicious than the last LMAO
The woman altering Alyssa’s wedding dress just found out we’re both getting married this year and asked “are you trying to kill your parents?”
Who’s gonna tell her?