I signed a non disparagement agreement with a company that REALLY needs John Oliver's attention. I created a fucking Twitter account just for this moment.
@iamjohnoliver the users of https://t.co/CWpRkiytIc are begging for your attention. Unfortunately, I was required to sign a non disparagement agreement with Media Labs and am not legally allowed to discuss what is going on. You, however have not signed such an agreement.