Caledon Hockley

i used a stolen baby to get off a sinking ship what'd you do today?

[Caledon Hockley @irlcaledon]

@irljackdawson you should have never won that ticket

[Caledon Hockley @irlcaledon]

@irljackdawson i'll have lovejoy execute you from the afterlife

[Caledon Hockley @irlcaledon]

at least you died somewhere you've always wanted to go but never got to until your death....
the bath
@irljackdawson

[Caledon Hockley @irlcaledon]

if i wouldn't have fell on that goddamned piece of wood jack would be dead and rose would be mine 💰🌹

[Caledon Hockley @irlcaledon]

@irljackdawson you don't even have a wallet..
wait

[Caledon Hockley @irlcaledon]

my ego is bigger than your dick, me. dawson https://t.co/c11erRU2Kc

[Jack Dawson @irljackdawson]

I refuse to let an asshole have an ego. https://t.co/Sl7eTx3MNd

[Caledon Hockley @irlcaledon]

i refuse to let a poor person roast me like this

[Caledon Hockley @irlcaledon]

@irljackdawson don't retweet that you moron

[Caledon Hockley @irlcaledon]

although i killed myself 17 years after the boat sank.

[Caledon Hockley @irlcaledon]

i outlived jack dawson
my best achievement