eli

eli, 29, they/she/sometimes he. aspiring likable person 💖💜💙 banner by @rikavolt & icon by @lemonbo_y

[rune sword @runesword1]

sorry about the noise. my team of dwarven excavators are establishing a mine beneath the foundations of your home

[Savos International @SavosAndSavos]

Wrapping my evil son in his evil prison

[McKenzie Ballo @mckenzieballo]

I think about this tweet everyday

[Straight edge Chino Moreno at hooters @stonexpitbull]

My bald friends do this to me

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

idiot-sized rice would fix me

[lindsay @myholyrevival]

dad wandered in like 10 mins into ep1 of heated rivalry and was clutching his pearls but by ep3 he was going “well this is never going to work if they won’t talk to each other”

[James @exhaustdata]

The Devil: I am prepared to offer you a Faustian bargain….

Faust: I’m sure it’s fine that you’re calling it that

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

My scheming vizier watching me take a swig of wine from my goblet and start coughing

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

part one and i’m already enthralled

[Sam🐀🩹🍂 @Samjyx_]

Karlach and Lae❤️💚 #myart #bg3 #baldursgate3 #laezel #karlach #laelach

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

zohran does not become mayor until january, dear.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

zohran improving the city before even entering office omg

[Errai @errai]

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man

Friend 2: vessel alert

[Hot Takes in Your Area @seaweedanxiety]

DO IT

TOUCH THE STOVE YOU FUCKERS