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kyros mommy 🤍

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[julia @juumelo_]

you’re on thick fucking ice. I love u

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[Kali @102YLA]

I’m a very difficult woman and i intend on becoming even more difficult

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love when I realize I’m handling a situation better than my old self would have.

[Jordae @renaiyahjordae]

The people in your life should treat you so good that it genuinely moves you to tears sometimes idk

[e @irlmess]

an orioles game with a glizzy and a beer would probably cure my depression

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Science is FINALLY starting to catch up:

- The quality of sperm affects women's health during pregnancy.
- The egg determines which sperm gets fertilized.
- Men can carry the bacteria that cause bacterial vaginosis (BV) and can transfer it to women.
- Men's sperm ages, and they are on a biological clock.

I empathize with all the women who were shamed and blamed for these issues when it was actually due to men!

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

here’s to the mom I’m going to be in 2026. May she be happier, healthier, more patient & truly proud of herself

[e @irlmess]

how bad am i setting myself up for next year if im crying at midnight

[️ @jwh16r]

and in 11 days when the clock strikes 12 and the fireworks go off I hope you know I love you

[e @irlmess]

having a son is the sweetest part of my life 🥹

[e @irlmess]

@gdsmasljs my 4 year old is 45 pounds 😂

[e @irlmess]

i just wanna watch an episode of the buzz on maggie

[dre @dr3monia]

Sometimes all a bad btch rly needs is 2 be held n kissed

[maybe isa @mamasituh]

i only fw bitches who had to live w their grandma at some point

[Chloe @chloidc]

I love when I come home and put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

nothing about me feels real and i don’t remember most of my life
https://t.co/AQy7rfviAx

[Riċ @ricblurs]

smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl must feel so good like damn i'm so fuckin high and beautiful