Sal

[Sal @irlsal]

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[Sal @irlsal]

I am five days old

[Sal @irlsal]

*Hums and sets off one fire cracker.*

[Sal @irlsal]

… ah?

[Sal @irlsal]

NOOOO!! I DON WANNAA!!!!!

*Crying like the son in a father to son talk if the son was a toddler or a broken grown man.*

[Sal @irlsal]

…. oh. A son? Haha, cute <3 I bet he looks just like you.

Haha.

…ha…

[‍ ‍ 𓂃 ✽ ‍𝓕𝑖𝑜𝑟𝑒 ‍ 𖦹 @libersavant]

Planning to spend time with my son today! t-today’s a rather sunny day , shouldn’t let it go too soon! air is fresh , too!

[ * 𝐬urprised Sal hasn’t done anything yet , but not taking any chances. safe distance maintained. ]

[Sal @irlsal]

@RedAsTheSea_ // Whats da matter..

[Sal @irlsal]

YOU CAN’T HAVE HER!!!

*clutching the picture and hissing*

[Sal @irlsal]

…Great!

*An awkward silence.*

….Got any plans?

[‍ ‍ 𓂃 ✽ ‍𝓕𝑖𝑜𝑟𝑒 ‍ 𖦹 @libersavant]

i’ve been well ! v-very !

[ * still in both shock and fear , seeing him milling about like he wasn’t dead. she didn’t dare ask , however. ]

[Sal @irlsal]

I’ve been doing great! Just great. Very. Very great. Wonderfully great.

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And you~?

[‍ ‍ 𓂃 ✽ ‍𝓕𝑖𝑜𝑟𝑒 ‍ 𖦹 @libersavant]

i wasn’t expecting it to , er , happen. but uhm — how have you been ? 💧

[Sal @irlsal]

@RedAsTheSea_ The pose of the warrior

[Sal @irlsal]

Assert your sal dominance

[Sal @irlsal]

Haha… well.

It .. happens!! Haha ~

*coughs*

[‍ ‍ 𓂃 ✽ ‍𝓕𝑖𝑜𝑟𝑒 ‍ 𖦹 @libersavant]

Y-Yes , i’m perfectly alright ! i just wasn’t expecting to find you so . . . suddenly.

[Sal @irlsal]

Kelp you.

[Sal @irlsal]

… What’s wrong, Wadda?

*Hiding. The frame behind his back. *

Are you okay?

[‍ ‍ 𓂃 ✽ ‍𝓕𝑖𝑜𝑟𝑒 ‍ 𖦹 @libersavant]

a h — S-Sal ?

[Sal @irlsal]

Oh sure. You picked out a new name?

[Sal @irlsal]

…. oh! Wadda ~ Haha, so. Pleasant to see you here.

[Sal @irlsal]

Okay. Syakesan.

[Sal @irlsal]

Spit it out, Sal.

[Sal @irlsal]

Princess Mikotsu was the first princess to ban firearms. Really makes you wonder why all those “peace loving” blue sea citizens chose Uomi, huh?

[Sal @irlsal]

Since WHEN were we allowed to have guns.