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i like playing games & reading books & having fun in a totally normal and non-escapist kind of way

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hello i want more pokemon nerd moots so heres an old but flex picture of my setup and also my fav tattoo ive got so far please & thank

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@thxtplantlady pubes is balls seed?!?!

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@sugarwraith59 he had da blue raspberry slurpee

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@laschaosplagas Hello Twin

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@mousiemutt can we see mouse room

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@michiisoup im sorry u had to find out this way its just your time to go

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@michiisoup Awoof!

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hilarious image thanks to the players that carried me and sent friend requests afterward. hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb

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hey so ive unintentionally speedran pokemon go and caught mewtwo in less than 24 hrs

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& i thought buzzwole was crazy progress but ive been chilling at work able to mooch off of raids

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@sIeepawaycamp for REAL and her fucking novel in october i am excited

[𝗬 𝘂 𝗰 𝗵 𝗮 𝗻 @deadpool_yuchan]

Scarlet Feast

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@pwachhi Who up getting they bikini bottomed

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@junebugparadise Nooooo they turned her into a pokemon😭😭😭😭😭

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@b3hm_0th hard asf get that stupid horse

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@Glavenuslover it is comfortable if its bowguns imo, although takes some getting used to—risebreak especially and the wirebug controls for whatever reason always trip me up

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@mkburst bdsp resets are slow but 3600 resets is Not a lot at all in 4 years. people have managed 10k-20k+ in less time and even then its a.... a hobby.... and a video game..... otherwise known as pastimes....

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@mkburst lmfao people really encountering shiny hunting for the first time huh

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@FrostDrakeHeart tigrex is a bit of a sneak in there but team diamond easiest choice of my life

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@inadiorama 🫪🫪🫪 its a recent development hi https://t.co/5QSzyygydh

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writing a retrospective on my love for sun&moon/alola as a whole would be a rlllyyyyyyy nice substack idea and i also have til november. computa give this guy the will to create something