Banished to Eternal Goo

the only person to ever exist

[Banished to Eternal Goo @irlydontexist]

I defeated the human allegations.

[Banished to Eternal Goo @irlydontexist]

i can open beer bottles with my teeth and i couldn't tell u why but im sure freud could

[Myron Gaines @MyronGainesX]

If she has alot of tattoos she's a whore.

[Myron Gaines @MyronGainesX]

Top 10 Female MANIPULATION phrases TRANSLATED:

"It's not you it's me"
I found someone better and you're in the way

"You're like a brother to me"
There is no way you're a sexually viable option

"Let's just be friends"
I don't find you sexually attractive, but I like all the free attention you give me without me having to give you intimacy

"Be vulnerable with me"
I reserve the right to use this against you at a later time should you anger me

"I'm not like other girls"
I'm exactly like the other girls but I don't want you to know that

"We are not having sex tonight"
I find you sexually attractive and I want to have sex but give me plausible deniability that it "just happened"

"You're insecure"
You're protecting me from bad erratic decisions. Thank you

"You're controlling"
You are putting me in my place and I respect you for it

"He's just a friend"
He's a backup option should you piss me off

"I'll let you know"
High probability I will flake if I get a better offer from another man

Like, comment and retweet this post. If it does numbers I'll give you guys another 10 🎯

[Banished to Eternal Goo @irlydontexist]

@yuouami genius

[Banished to Eternal Goo @irlydontexist]

blueface more like greenface

[Banished to Eternal Goo @irlydontexist]

@rotrattlehead he knows more than he lets on

[Banished to Eternal Goo @irlydontexist]

tony iommi is a living god

[Banished to Eternal Goo @irlydontexist]

@Wolves_on_a_pc https://t.co/FKWK4wTc6N

[Banished to Eternal Goo @irlydontexist]

going on a dinner date and secretly putting weed in their food and waiting for it to kick in to start claiming that the restaurant poisoned you and telling them they will probably never be okay again

[Banished to Eternal Goo @irlydontexist]

cutting food cost by returning to my primal ways and hunting animals

[Banished to Eternal Goo @irlydontexist]

hey guys so i decided i'm going to only ever look at pictures of cats my whole life and also pretend that my favorite musical artist are cats too but with trained voices and then i'm going to force all my friend to be cat

[Banished to Eternal Goo @irlydontexist]

@yuouami 1 year... i have gained back many cognitive functions

[Banished to Eternal Goo @irlydontexist]

I'm going to bite the head of a small child

[• KENNY ?! @KennyUndrX]

Listen, I'm a huge FNAF fan much like some of ya, and I'm excited to see this even if I never have the chance ta visit.

However, I implore everyone to please be somewhat serious and or normal about this.
I recall Scott expressing his fears of a physical location years ago.
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[Banished to Eternal Goo @irlydontexist]

@cathoofs Yayyyy

[Banished to Eternal Goo @irlydontexist]

it's okay to not use your turn signal but in turn i will be driving into the back of your car so incredibly fast because my car is no longer fueled by gas, but with rage.

[Banished to Eternal Goo @irlydontexist]

someone like me would commit unspeakable acts against humanity for a kids cuisine right now